This is a roughly 2-hour timelapse of actor Walton Goggins having his face applied by makeup artist Jake Garber to become the Ghoul (Cooper Howard) in Amazon’s live-action Fallout series. I’ve only watched the first three episodes of the show so far, but damn does it make want to play the games again. I spent hundreds of hours in Fallout 3 and 4 and New Vegas, and I’d like to spend hundreds more. I just wish I had the time. Unfortunately I don’t though. Time is our most valuable resource, and I don’t even have enough extra to shake after I pee.

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This is a video of a squirrel leading a woman by the finger to show her its nest up in a tree. I’m not sure what their relationship is, but there’s clearly something there (especially considering there was already a ladder in the tree). Maybe she rescued it before releasing it back into the wild? This is obviously not just some wild squirrel. Because I know wild squirrels, and every time I offer them a finger they just bite it and I have to call my mom to ask when my last rabies shot was. “There’s never beeen a single case of a squirrel transmitting rabies to a human.” Hey — wouldn’t be the first time I’ve been patient zero.

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Thanks to my dad, who agrees nature is beautiful.

This is Miniwood, a short stop motion collection of iconic movie scenes recreated by Yeti Pictures with toys and other miniatures. Movie scenes include The Exorcist, King Kong, Jurassic Park, The Addams Family, Kill Bill, Terminator 2, and RoboCop. Which was your favorite? Mine was Jurassic Park. Kill Bill was good too. Actually, they were all good. The appetizers in the sampler at dinner last night? They were all terrible and I thought I was going to poop in the car on the way home, and I was right.

A number of artistically designed restroom signs have recently drawn controversy in China, with the confusing signs ranging from geometric shapes to animals to abstractions. Several people who have needed to pee have even expressed being unable to distinguish which restroom they’re supposed to use. Wow, that’s when you really know you’ve blown it as a bathroom sign designer. Fingers crossed they aren’t also designing road signs.

These is a video from harbinger of robotic doom Boston Dynamics unveiling their new ATLAS humanoid robot, which appears significantly less boxy than its predecessor, and with almost all its joints able to rotate 360-degrees so it can move like the possessed girl in The Exorcist. That’s nice, that’s something we need. Just, you know, not something we need for humanity to survive the rise of Skynet. When’s the next trip to the moon again?

Keep going for the video, as well as a farewell video for the former ATLAS.

Because there’s no quicker way to my girlfriend’s heart than fried potatoes, this is a video of Turkish chef Sihirli Lezzetler showing us all how to make fried potato roses. Basically, you cut a bunch of thin circular potato slices before wrapping them together in layers, peeling back the petals, and holding them all together with toothpicks before a dip in the fryer. The result? The meal I’ll be making for my girlfriend the next time I’m trying to get lucky. Get lucky as in be allowed to play video games all weekend, I don’t think either one of us is trying to make love with a garden of potato flowers blooming in our tummies.

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