This is a video of a man scaring a black bear out of his backyard by donning the top half of a grizzly bear costume. And if you’re only going to wear half a bear suit to scare a bear away, it’s definitely smart going for the top instead of the bottom. You don’t want to appear to just be a bear’s lower half — that’s how you get mounted.

Because dogs are totally nuts (I live with exhibits A, B, and C), this is a video of Dolly ringing her home’s video doorbell, then barking because someone’s at the door. It’s you, Dolly — you’re at the door! I swear, dogs are the best. Unless you’re a cat person, then cats are probably the best. I think we can all agree that humans don’t even make the top ten though.

@mari_hadalittlelamb Only my dog would ring our doorbell, look extremely confused, and then proceed to bark because "someone is at the door" 😂 Please understand the E-collar is only used for TRAINING purposes, Dolly is fine. #dogsoftiktok #fyp #confused #mydog #crazygirl #vivintdoorbellcamera ♬ original sound – Mariana Shablom

Thanks to JustA, who agrees when in doubt, bark at it.

Because you never know what perils await you on the highway of life, this is some footage from driving simulator BeamNG.Drive, pitting a 90’s panel van against a giant spiked flail dangling from the sky at increasingly speedier speeds. Things are surprisingly chill up until 75MPH, but by 185MPH that van is reaching for the sky. Are these physics accurate? I doubt it, although I suppose there’s only one way to find out. Youtubers — make yourselves useful.

Trust me – The most entertaining video you will watch on Twitter today. 💥🚐 pic.twitter.com/WwcM66zXwo

— TG ☕️ (@TG22110) May 29, 2023

This is a video of a couple riding the Formula Rossa roller coaster (the world’s fastest) at Ferrari World in Abu Dhabi and demonstrating how how the 4.9G acceleration from 0 – 149MPH in 4.9 seconds affects his face. It blows it around like a plastic shopping bag in a windy parking lot. Also I like how your upper body is so free in the seat of the ride. Since it doesn’t do any loops there’s no over-the-shoulder harness. That’s nice. Plus it’ll make it easier for me to slip out of the seat and sue. I mean provided I don’t die. Space Mountain didn’t kill me though! “But it did do damage.” Mom! “What?” You said I was fine!

Keep going for the video, which should start at 12:54 unless you want to see all the other rides at Ferrari World.

Chhouk the Asian elephant was found wandering the jungles of Cambodia in 2007 as a sickly orphan, missing his front left foot as the result of a poacher’s snare. He was taken in by the Wildlife Alliance, where he’s cared for and receives a new prosthetic about every six months as he wears through them. These are several videos of Chhouk and his prosthetic foot living his best life. Did you see the size of the sock they put on him? That’s a huge sock! You could trick-or-treat with that sock. The tiny no-show socks my girlfriend wears? Two Smarties and your sad little Halloween is over.

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Seen here looking like a rag doll, this is a video of Canadian Delaney Irving winning the women’s race at the annual Cooper’s Hill Cheese-Rolling event, still managing to roll across the finish line first despite having been knocked unconscious near the bottom of the hill. Apparently Delaney was unaware she had even won the race until she woke up in a medical tent and was informed of her victory. Wow, I don’t even know where to begin. Although I’d start with walking in the opposite direction when they yell go.

Keep going for the video, as well as a highlights reel from the event.

🧀 Canadian 🇨🇦 Delaney Irving won’t remember much of winning the Woman’s race at #cheeserolling.

After being knocked out on her way down, she was unconscious for a period of time but told us it was all worth it.

⚠️ WARNING: Contains graphic images pic.twitter.com/yxwk0YaGUE

— Greatest Hits Radio Gloucester (@GHRGloucester) May 29, 2023