This is a video from geriatric America’s favorite game show Wheel Of Fortune of the contestants struggling to solve ‘ANOTHER FEATHER IN YOUR CAP’, despite almost all the letters already being there. Poor Thomas keeps spinning Bankrupt and Lose A Turns, while Laura attempts to solve three different times with ‘ANOTHER FEATHER IN YOUR HAT’ (a good guess), ‘ANOTHER FEATHER IN YOUR LAP’ (bad guess) and ‘ANOTHER FEATHER IN YOUR MAP’ (WTF Laura?) and Christopher is busy guessing G’s and D’s. Admittedly, maybe not everybody is familiar with the phrase — Wheel Of Fortune isn’t for everyone you know. SPOILER: It’s for people who eat dinner at 4PM and go to bed immediately after the Bonus Round.

This is a video of two men ice fishing when one leaves (presumably for more liquor he doesn’t need), but forgets to detach the fishing tent from the snowmobile first, dragging the tent and his buddy inside along with him. Eventually his buddy jumps out the bottom because this is not a ride he signed up for. Per the video description:

This man had gone fishing on a frozen lake with his buddy. He remained in the portable fish house trying to hook up a rope light in the tent when his friend took off with the snowmobile. He feels a lurch only to realize that his friend had forgotten to unhook the tent from the snowmobile. He screams to get his attention. However, his friend fails to hear him. He jumps out of the moving tent to prevent damage to their gear.

Yeah, I don’t think he jumped out “to prevent damage to their gear,” I’m pretty sure he jumped out because he was getting dragged behind a snowmobile in a tent. At that point you aren’t worried about fishing gear, you’re worried about saving your own pole. “You mean penis.” And everything attached to it, yes.

This is a video of Korean YouTuber 이름미정 playing an electronic keyboard from across the room via strings he taped to the keys, and tied around his fingers. Dare to dream, folks — that’s the message here. Plus, if you don’t dream too big like 이름미정 demonstrated here, you can actually accomplish it. I’m going to eat cereal from a bowl on the coffee table with a spoon taped to a yardstick! “Oh no you’re not.” Mom! “You still haven’t cleaned up the mess you made trying to drink from all that Hot Wheels track you laid down the stairs.” I hate it here!

This is a video of 37 different homemade chain reaction machines built by 37 different people played back-to-back so it appears that the ball is traveling from one machine to another like it’s all one giant Rube Goldberg machine. Some of those machines are CLEVER. Some of them less so. Obviously, if I were one of these machines I would be the cleverest of them all. AND handsomest. You know my mom said I’m quite the little catch. “I thought she said shit.” Dad! “I did say shit.” Mom!

This is a video of a border collie demonstrating its herding abilities by leading a brood of ducklings to water (in the form of a mud puddle). Impressive! Now if only it could lead my roommate to the shower that would be great, because he smells RIPE. And obviously not the good kind ripe like strawberries at their sweetest either, the bad kind of ripe like he could just burst into flames at any moment. I’m legitimately afraid to light candles, and I love candles.

Because bad decisions come in all shapes and sizes, this is a video of a motorist presumably determined to Eat Fresh leaving the relative safety of an unflooded street to enter a very flooded parking lot, and paying the price. That price being immediately getting stuck and starting to float like it just got invited to hang out in the sewers by Pennywise. I’m pretty sure everyone saw this coming except for that driver. Or, who knows, maybe this was all part of some harebrained scheme to defraud Farmers Insurance.