This is a video of some mammatus clouds (from Latin mamma meaning udder or breast, so boobclouds) spotted in Casa Grande, Córdoba, Argentina. Freaky deaky! But do they rain whole milk or 2%? Per the person filming:

“Late Saturday afternoon the sky was covered with these unusual clouds that made us feel as if we were trapped in a vivarium, then came the strong storm with lightning, winds, and hail. We were lucky to have been there to capture this strange phenomenon, which may be a product of weather manipulation.”

Weather manipulation! Chemtrails! The plot thickens. Seriously though they almost make me feel like I’m underneath a frozen pond looking up at the ice on the surface. But I’m not, I’m staring at a smartphone screen with my pants down WATCHING A VERTICALLY FILMED VIDEO OF A HORIZONTAL SUBJECT. *tries to kick toilet stall door for emphasis, leg doesn’t reach*

Because Mother Nature is like, the queen of playing games, this is a video of a young rescue dolphin named Helen teasing a seagull (with a heart shaped lens flare on its head OMG we’ll call him Cupid!) with a fish it was given by repeatedly spitting it into the air and catching it right in front of the bird. So, if you were wondering if dolphins were intelligent enough to intentionally seek personal satisfaction from the torment of others, the answer is yes, they’re practically human in that regard.

This is a video of a group of fun-loving bros pantomiming rowing a boat, using a two-man saw to cut down a tree, and starting a generator to the rhythm of their buddy’s loud snoring. Actually, there are two videos: one sped up (which is more fun to watch because their movements seem more realistic, but the snore is unnaturally fast), and one at regular speed. Good times. Still, I did happen to notice a shocking deficiency of penises drawn on this man’s face. I mean you can clearly see he still has his shoes on in the video, and rules are rules.

Thanks again to JustA, who, for three tips in one day, gets pierogies and brussel sprouts for dinner. You lucky girl!

Because nothing says Australia quite like kangaroos and boomerangs, this is a video of the two combined into a kangaroo shaped boomerang crafted by Redditor Ravi from Texas (wait, what?). Damn, that thing flies NICE. Did you know there are left-handed and right-handed boomerangs? I did not, which might explain why I’ve never been able to get one to work, because I’m left-handed and I’ve only been throwing right-handed boomerangs. Boom — mystery solved. “Maybe your penis is right-handed too.” Honey!

These are several videos of oil rig worker Hector Zert tossing leftover food into the water and watching the feeding frenzy fish balls that ensue. The fish just bee-line it straight towards the food and start swarming. Pretty sure I saw some sharks getting in on the action too. I could never work on an oil platform. The thought of being out there surrounded by nothing but ocean and sharks makes my palms sweaty just thinking about it. Feel them. Feels like they’re covered in lube, doesn’t it? They are, but they’re sweating underneath, might just be hard to tell.

@hectorzert if you listen closely you can hear them splashing the water ,what’s next ?? #oilrig #foryoupage #fypシ ♬ original sound – Out at sea

@hectorzert A little closer for the ones asking for a upclose look!!! #oilrig #fypシ ♬ original sound – Out at sea

@hectorzert You guys went crazy on the cooments hahaha but here is a little up closer #oilriglife #fyp #ofshorelife ♬ original sound – Out at sea

Thanks again to JustA, who informed me she’s pretty sure she spotted Nemo and Dory in there.

This is a video of a liquor store employee checking a box of bottles when those bottles realizes this is their chance at freedom and all leap to the floor, spilling their guts everywhere in the process. I like how he half-heartedly tries and fails to catch even a single bottle. I can see now why he’s not an NFL receiver. Plus the Birkenstocks. Really hard to run in those things, especially from the cops. TL;DR: I need character witnesses at court on Friday.

@liquorstore352 They just keep coming…#baddayatwork #brokenbottle #spilledmilk #delivery #gingerbeer #fuck #shit #dammit #roar #liquorstorescene #bottleshop ♬ original sound – Liquor Store 352

Thanks to JustA, who agrees he should charge the next patron $1 to lick up as much as they can, and throw in all the broken glass for free.