Pet Rats Taught How To Drive Their Own Little Cars
Because who needs autonomous vehicles when we can trust our lives to rat taxis, these are a couple videos of rescue pet rats Kronk and Kuzko demonstrating their driving skills while being taught by their owners how to steer their own little cars. It appears the car has three buttons: turn left, go forward, and turn right. Simple enough. But would my girlfriend still find a way to back into the garage door again? There’s no question.
Making Giant S’more Stuffed Edible Chocolate Matches
This is a video of pastry chef Amaury Guichon (previously) constructing an entirely edible giant box of matches, with each match having a s’mores stuffed head. COUNT ME IN. Some more details about the fiery dessert while my 1/2 cup of plain granola meal prep dessert looks progressive less appetizing:
[The match heads] are composed of two crunchy vanilla sable cups, a milk chocolate caramel ganache, a milk chocolate spread. All wrapped in a caramelized vanilla marshmallow, and a thin layer of colored white chocolate. The matchsticks are made with a caramelized white chocolate and smoked with oak wood! the box it self is crafted out of 100% chocolate.
Do you think you could eat a whole matchstick in one sitting? I bet I could. Overindulgence is my middle name. “I thought it was Dragonlord.” Depends on the situation, but right now it’s Gluttony. “You just said it was Overindulgence.” Whatever, call me Sir Eatalot.
Violinist Plays Song Forward And Backwards With Himself
This is a video of musician Michael Tan performing one of Bach’s crab canons with a replicant of himself. A crab canon is “an arrangement of two musical lines that are complementary and backward,” similar to a palindrome. Wo, Nemo toss a lasso to me now! The video features Michael playing the canon both forwards and backwards at the same time thanks to the marvel of modern video editing. Or, and just hear me out here– “It’s not his twin.” How do you know? Maybe I went to school with the Tan twins.
Maserati SUV Driver Mistakes His Vehicle For Functional Off Roader, Gets Stuck In Flood
This is a video of the aftermath of a nimrod Maserati Levante owner who intentionally drove his ~$100,000 vehicle “around multiple barrels, signs, an arrow board, and barricades into high water at US 23 and I-270 on the south side of Columbus, Ohio,” where he proceeded to get stuck on a flooded road. He then sits on top of the car until the cops arrive. “You afraid of sharks or something?! That water is barely past your ankles, now stop playing Humpty Dumpty and get over here, we can see what a real idiot looks like up close.” Fingers crossed there were also some hefty tickets involved.
Keep going for a shot of what he had to drive around to get where he got, as well as the video of the aftermath.
I posted a screenshot of this earlier today, but here's the video of the guy who drove his Maserati around barrels, signs, an arrow board, and barricades into high water at US 23 and I-270 on the south side of Columbus. An expensive lesson, but at least he wasn't hurt. pic.twitter.com/sgDMTgtjUC
— Matt Bruning (@mbruning81) April 3, 2024
Caricature Artist Really Brings The Pain While Drawing Couple
This is a video of caricature artist Saemee Yoon of Waikiki, Hawaii’s Caricature Party sketching a couple and really hitting their insecurities like a wrecking ball. She makes the woman almost entirely teeth, and the man just a giant nose and Adam’s apple. They have a good laugh about it though. Me? I would have cried all the way to a plastic surgeon. “I’m afraid there’s nothing anything for you.” Because I’m that ugly?! “No, because you’re broke.” That’s the best news I’ve heard all day!
just when I think this caricature artist can’t top herself lol she gets even wilder and more insane pic.twitter.com/taJpHk8858
— Roy Drones Jr (@chiweethedog) April 9, 2024
Beatbox Artist Repeats Sounds His Crew Makes, Everybody Goes Wild
This is a video of Korean beatbox artist JCOP recreating a variety of sounds his crew makes with different objects, and then everybody going absolutely nuts with celebratory breakdancing moves after each one. My favorites are the guy behind him after the ping pong sounds at 0:15, and after the balloon at 0:40. Those are going to be my new go-to dance moves. I don’t care where I am, I’m breaking them out. “Church?” It might not be what Jesus would do, but it is what Jesus would want.
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