The Luckiest Miniature Golf Windmill Shot Of All Time

The Luckiest Miniature Golf Windmill Shot Of All Time

Note: A couple appropriate F-bombs, followed by the woman fishing for a proposal.

This is a video of a woman playing miniature golf who inexplicably decides to go with a chip shot on the windmill hole, bouncing the ball off one of the windmill’s blades, landing on the green, and eventually rolling into the hole. That’s cool. At least until the next hole when there’s no windmill to block her shot and somebody’s mom gets smacked in the head with a ball. That’ll be a kid’s birthday to remember.

Thanks to JustA, who agrees chipping from the teeing area directly to the hole is how miniature golf is won. Or how you lose your ball.

World Record Tesla Car Light Show (687 Teslas)

World Record Tesla Car Light Show (687 Teslas)

Organized by the Tesla Club Finland, these are two videos of the world record for most cars participating in a Tesla light show, with 687 Tesla models blinking their lights in unison. That’s something. Not something I’d necessarily want to be a part of, but every club is different. Me? I’m in a fight club. Only with myself though. Nobody can hurt you quite like you hurt yourself. *spitting at self in mirror* ISN’T THAT RIGHT, YOU WORTHLESS TURD?!

Raven Demonstrates Its Problem Solving Skills To Retrieve Treats

Raven Demonstrates Its Problem Solving Skills To Retrieve Treats

This is a video of clever raven Gosha demonstrating his problem solving abilities in order to retrieve treats that are in the middle of a pipe too far to reach by beak. After realizing his short stick is too short to reach the treats, he uses it to push a longer stick from another pipe, then uses that stick to push the treats out. For reference, that’s a smarter solution than 85% of humans, who would have just tried smashing the pipe, then thrown their hands up and claimed life is unfair when it didn’t break. I would have broken it though. I’m at least persistent.

Thanks to JustA, who agrees if all of humanity had the problem-solving skills of ravens we’d have beat cancer AND climate change already.

Japanese Drink Solidifies In Your Stomach To Make You Feel Full

Japanese Drink Solidifies In Your Stomach To Make You Feel Full

Because Japan is so far ahead of the game I’m not sure we’re still playing the same sport, Tansan is a new Japanese canned beverage that forms a semi-solid gel in the stomach to help prevent hunger pangs for up to two hours. Would people in the US abuse these trying to lose weight and end up exploding or sh!tting bricks? There’s no question. The lemon flavored drink, which contains psyllium fiber that reacts with stomach acid, already has a jelly-like consistency straight of out of the can, but solidifies even further once inside the belly. Alternatively: live on Jello shots. Never hungry, always drunk. “Hell yeah!” Congratulations, that was a test and you failed — welcome to your intervention.

Merry-Go-Round With A Jet Engine Attached

Merry-Go-Round With A Jet Engine Attached

Because there was always that kid on the playground who could never go as fast as he wanted on the merry-go-round (the same kid could often be found during craft time eating a glue stick), Cody of YouTube channel WhistlinDiesel took it upon himself to mount a 7,000 horsepower jet engine to one to see what would happen. SPOILER: it goes around really fast generating up to 13 G’s of force until it rips itself off and wrecks. Thankfully, Cody wasn’t riding the merry-go-round at the time or he very well might have reached his own terminal velocity.

Cody riding the jet-go-round at 13:00, its self destruction at 16:30.

Happy 4th Of July!: A Grilling Safety Reminder

Happy 4th Of July!: A Grilling Safety Reminder

You have vinyl siding on that house? Not anymore!

This is a reminder to grill safely today and NOT do whatever the hell is going on here, which appears to be repurposing a gas grill as a charcoal grill and using a gallon of lighter fluid. Or maybe they actually had the propane running as well for some sort of HIGH SPEED COMBO GRILLING. Honestly, I’m not sure what I just watched. But, knowing my friends, it was a glimpse of the future of what I’ll be witnessing around 4PM this afternoon, and probably with a brown grocery bag full of bootlegs fireworks directly beneath the grill. Be safe out there.