In heartwarming news, real-life pet detective Erica Hart of Yorkshire, England has used a drone to help locate lost pets at night with the help of thermal imaging technology. To date, Erica has located over 330 lost dogs (at zero cost to their owners!), as well as cats, emus, cows, and persons. I assume she’s probably also located countless youths drinking and smoking and doing the nasty under the cover of darkness. Kids these days! “What about them?” They’re just like us when we were growing up.
Edited by Thomas H. Smith, this is a supercut of The Lion King’s voice actors side-by-side with their characters as they perform their parts. Per Thomas, “It is time for the one everyone has been asking for. After much request, a video highlighting the talented voice actors behind Disney’s The Lion King.” Did you read that? THE WAIT IS OVER. I remember I was in Vegas once at this hole-in-the-wall bar off the strip and there was one of those clear plastic displays on the table with a card inside that read “THE WAIT IS OVER, SH!T-BEER MONDAYS ARE BACK!” Granted, I had no idea I’d been waiting for Sh!t Beer Mondays to return, but I was certainly thrilled that they had.
This is a video of a cyclist swerving to avoid a car that blatantly turns right in front of him (I suspect that car does NOT have a ‘Share The Road’ bumper sticker attached) and crashing into the balloon display a worker is setting up. Did those balloons actually help cushion the crash? I don’t think so, they appear to be pretty ineffective airbags. Unfortunately, the video ends before the biker got to share any choice words with the inattentive motorist. And, if that cyclist had been me, you can rest assured those words would have a grade above Choice, or even USDA Prime. I would have Kobe beefed them.
This is another size comparison video from MetaBallStudios (previously), this time comparing the size of various mechas as viewed by a person standing at ground level. It was actually pretty awesome to watch since the mechas strutted around running into things and weren’t just standing still. Was I disappointed Krang’s humanoid mecha didn’t make the video? Yes, and I was going to leave a Youtube comment expressing as much when I realized all 8 of my profiles have been banned from commenting. *shrug* I get drunk and have opinions.
Pastry artist and chocolatier Amaury Guichon is back at it (it being absurd amounts of shaped chocolate, previously), this time constructing a massive LEGO minifig of himself entirely out of his semi-sweet medium of choice. Tell me, if you were tasked with eating that entire thing as quickly as possible, how long do you think it would take? A couple days? A couple HOURS? Or more like some sort of insane world record? I only ask because I’m looking for a friend who can match me at all-you-can-eat buffets so I don’t look like the only monster at the table.
This is a video from the fun-loving Aussies of How Ridiculous rolling 200 soccer balls down a practice ski jump ramp in Park City, Utah towards a single goalie at the bottom. Me? I would have stopped all those balls. Also, they really could have used famed Telemundo football commentator Andrés Cantor to deliver a “GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAL!” There’s also a longer video of them holding a variety of different competitions involving the ski ramp and soccer balls, which looked like a lot of fun. Me? I can’t remember the last time I had a lot of fun. I occasionally have a little fun here and there, but never a LOT of fun. It’s like when you’re at the beach on your bodyboard waiting for a big wave but it never comes and you get stung by jellyfish.