This is a video from Instagram user and rollerblader the_stuttering_skater providing a follow-cam for roller skater dev2me as he flies through a tunnel in reverse. Such control. For reference, I’m an incredible roller skater (I really am), but only going forwards. I’ve just never been able to master skating in reverse. Or peeing over my shoulder at a urinal. I think it’s something about looking backwards.

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Thanks to JustA, one of the few people since grade school who’s witnessed my skills on roller skates.

This is the entirety of The Clash’s 1979 album London Calling, but nothing but the lead vocals, as isolated by recording engineer ieatmdf. Wait — medium-density fibreboard? That can’t be a healthy diet. If you’re a Clash fan the video is definitely worth a listen — I particularly liked hearing just the vocals of ‘Jimmy Jazz’ and ‘Spanish Bombs.’ But maybe you’ll hate it, they do say opposites attract and there has to be a reason you and I get along so well. “Your parents pay me to hang out with you.” In the back of my mind I knew it, I just did’t want to admit it to myself.

This is some home security cam footage from somewhere monkeys live of a group breaking into a home, stealing mangoes from the fridge, then escaping to the garage before the homeowners reach the kitchen and realize they’ve been robbed. I’ve got the feeling these monkeys have done this before. I’d also like them to join my crew for my next heist. Obviously we won’t be stealing cheap mangoes though. Pink pineapples — that’s where the real money is at. At least if the price at my local grocery store that made me spit-take is any indication.

This is a clip from Titanic of Jack drawing Rose like one of his French girls, except a TikTok filters has been applied to their faces to make them look far more confused, and far less sensual. Or maybe far more sensual, depending on how you feel about your lover making freaky faces while you do the nasty. If that is your cup of tea though I don’t want to hear about it. I want you to draw it, and you better be an exceptional artist.

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Thanks to JustA, who agrees it’s times like this that remind us why we should be thankful the internet was invented.

This is a beautiful timelapse video captured by BoxLapse of a yellow habanero pepper plant growing over the course of 165 days, beginning as just a tiny seed. Things take almost a month to really start going, but by two months its growing strong, and by 168 days, TA-DA! — ripe habaneros, all ready to put in your butt and start a fire.

Built as part of the creation of video game Titanic: Honor and Glory in which PC players will be able to explore the RMS Titanic prior to and during its sinking, this is a 4K walking tour of the ship. The game will feature a faithful recreation of the entire vessel down to the very last cabin, but they currently have about 50% of the ship built. If you’re interesting in supporting their efforts you can find out more info on their Patreon HERE. Am I going to steal the Heart Of The Ocean then escape in a lifeboat before the ship hits the iceberg? That’s the plan!