This is a video of a man and his children knocking over a spiral of bricks set up like a domino run and listening to them fall. I liked all the hopping around they did too — I would have done the same thing. And not just because I donated a kidney and have to pee all the time, that’s just what I tell people so they don’t judge me while I relieve myself into a Gatorade bottle.

Seen here driving like a typical BMW owner, this is a video of a Romanian man getting the everliving shit t-boned out of his vehicle by a stationary light pole trying to evade the police while drunk and high on cocaine. “They were supposed to cancel each other out!” I imagine him trying to explain to the judge while representing himself in court, presumably drunk and high on cocaine again. Thankfully, nobody was seriously injured in the incident (a passenger would have been toast), which is incredibly fortunate. DON’T DRINK OR DRUG AND DRIVE. Everyone is already terrible enough at driving without adding any handicaps.

Seen here definitely looking the part, this is a video highlighting Italian pastry chef Nicolas Gentile, who is actively fulfilling his dream of living a Hobbit lifestyle in his hometown of Abruzzo, east of Rome. Nicolas is currently in the process of building his own Shire, complete with Hobbit holes inspired by the ones in the movies. To promote his project, he and a group of adventurers traveled some 250km (~155-miles) on foot to reach the peak of Mount Vesuvius, where he threw the One Ring into the volcano (seen in the video starting at 3:55). That’s cool. He also threw a birthday party for Bilbo Baggins, with some 400 other Italian Hobbits attending. For reference, that’s 400 more Hobbits than attended my last birthday party. “Humans too.” Honey! “What?” Why didn’t you come?!

This is some rear-facing motorcycle cam footage of a rider cruising down the road on a beautiful fall day when a deer jumps right next to him, almost launching into him but thankfully jumping right behind him. Crazy. Almost as crazy as whatever the hell is attached to the front of this guy’s motorcycle helmet. What is all that stuff? Is he some sort of assassin from the future? Did Skynet send you for me?!

This is some home security cam footage of a new refrigerator being delivered and that fridge deciding it doesn’t want to be stuck in a poorly decorated kitchen for the next twenty years and tries to make a getaway down the slick driveway, eventually losing its balance and faceplanting. Or — OR — maybe Woody and Buzz Lightyear woke up in the wrong house after a long night of drinking and tried using the fridge to make their escape. That’s probably what happened.
Remember: the simplest answer is usually the right one.

Because everyone has a secret skill and some people decide to reveal theirs to the world in the form of a Youtube video, this is a clip of a woman demonstrating a very impressive lip dancing routine, where she appears to pull her lips in different directions using invisible strings. Now that is some serious lip control. “Something you could afford to learn more of.” Honey! What’s that supposed to mean? “You just run your mouth talking nonsense all the time.” NONSENSE IS MY LOVE LANGUAGE.