Penguin Slips And Falls Off Ramp Into Water
This is a video from an aquarium where the audience is anxiously awaiting a penguin’s dive into the water from a suspended ramp when the bird slips and falls into the drink instead. Honestly, I doubt even a cartoon penguin could make a more comical scene, I don’t care how many wieners the animators hid in the background.
Porch Pirate Disguised As Trash Bag Steals Package
This is some home security cam footage from a Sacramento, California home featuring Solid Snake (apparently he couldn’t find a decent box) stealing a package from a porch while cleverly (that can’t be the right word) disguised as a trash bag. It’s giving me E.T. on Halloween vibes. I imagine the culprit, who appears to be female based on her feet and footwear, was more concerned about not being identified than having someone believe she’s an anthropomorphic trash bag. But who knows, drugs make you think crazy sh1t. Also, at first I thought this was just somebody testing their home security cam because I thought I saw a person standing in the doorway, but, unfortunately, the free trial of my zoom-and-enhance software expired and I’m not paying $119/month until some new UFO/bigfoot footage gets released.
Chiropractor Provides Adjustment To Giraffe With Stiff Neck
This is a video of multi-species (including homo sapiens) chiropractor Dr. Joren Whitley providing an adjustment to a giraffe with a stiff neck to allow its jaw to move the right way to properly chew. Man, if Joren can work his magic on giraffe’s neck he must be a total pro. I imagine giraffe necks are like the final boss fight at the end of chiropractic school. I wonder what he can do for my back. It hurts when I get up. And when I’m working all day. And it’s STILL aching when I pass out in my papasan chair every night. “That might be your problem.” Working all day? I know, I hate it.
NASCAR Driver Rips His Bumper Off After Crash, Throws And Breaks Competitor’s Windshield With It
Clearly pissed that competitor Dawsom Cram caused him to crash, NASCAR driver Joey Gase ripped his rear bumper cover off his vehicle after the accident and threw it at Cram’s car as he passed, breaking his windshield. Damn! If NASCAR had a lot more of this, I’d watch a lot more of it. Driving fast cars is cool and all, but the sport really needs a 90’s wrestling aspect to it to grab my attention.
Joey Gase THREW HIS BUMPER at Dawson Cram! 😳
🎥 : @NASCAR_Xfinity pic.twitter.com/FE5p6tzuA1
— NASCAR on NBC (@NASCARonNBC) March 30, 2024
Visualizing The Energy Return Of A Carbon Plate Running Shoe Vs. Regular Shoe
This is a short video demonstration of the energy return of a carbon plate running shoe (one with a carbon plate in the midsole designed to increase energy return with each step and reduce fatigue) versus a regular running shoe. That…was a drastic difference. Almost as good as flubber, but not quite. Did I ever tell you about the time I ate a ball of flubber? “Launched you off the toilet and through a wall coming out.” I still have the scar.
@thefashionjogger ✅ WITH CARBON PLATE vs ❌ WITHOUT CARBON PLATE. What do you think? 🤔 #running #shoes #sport #fyp #funny #funnyvideos #runner ♬ Redbone Kaemonsguitar – kaemon
The Degree Of Totality Of The Upcoming Solar Eclipse Per US State
This is a visualization of the degree of totality of the upcoming solar eclipse that can be seen from each US state, in order of increasing totality. Granted, some of these depend on where you’re at in the state (each lists a specific city), because some states are BIG. Me? I’m gonna see that 100% TOTAL ECLIPSE. “Of the heart?” I don’t even know what that means, but sure. Also if I turn into a werewolf during the eclipse I want you to try to ride me.
- April 15, 2024
- April 15, 2024
