Note: Good speakers or headphones are preferable, my laptop speakers are not.

This is video of Guinness World Record holder for lowest singing voice and greatest male vocal range (10 octaves!) Tim Storms covering the southern gospel song ‘I’ve Got To Walk That Lonesome Road’ by J. D. Sumner & The Stamps. Man, that voice is LOW. Although, not to brag or anything, but my voice is even deeper. Yeah, AND wider. My voice is like an ocean. “Full of pollution.” Exactly.

Because you have to make your job fun or you’ll grow to resent it and eventually stab a coworker when they ask you how your weekend was one Monday morning, this is a video of a Home Depot employee collecting carts in the parking lot when he decides to test his skill and pushes one off to join the others, scoring a rare hole in one. The way he read the slope of that green — truly remarkable. Of course what would have been even more remarkable is if the person who left their cart in the middle of the parking lot had actually bothered to push it to the cart return themselves. “Now let’s not get too crazy.” I’m a dreamer, I know.

This is a short mesmerizing video of chicken wire being made. What a cool piece of specialized machinery. I was so entranced by the time I snapped out of it I’d already watched for twenty-five minutes straight and now my legs are numb and I’m afraid to stand up from the toilet because I hate that pins and needles feeling. I also hate the feeling of everyone staring when I crawl out of the bathroom at Starbucks on my hands and knees.

It’s a just a jump to the left, and a twist to the right!

A wire mesh or “chicken wire” making machine! pic.twitter.com/H3VeDeJips

— Tool Of The Day (@toolotheday) December 25, 2018

This is a video of Youtuber Daniel LaBelle (previously: getting his equipment confused) appearing to use the Force to accomplish everyday activities around the house. It was pretty cute. “Like a kitten?” Haha, not that cute. “Like a puppy?” Wait — you think puppies are less cute than kittens? “Huh?” THEY’RE EQUAL BUT DIFFERENT.

This is a video of OwlKitty the cat replacing the golden Chachapoyan Fertility Idol in the iconic scene from Indiana Jones And The Raiders Of The Lost Ark. It looks like Indy had a lot better luck not setting off the trap this go-around. Or at least that’s what he thinks — cats will turn on you in an instant. One second you’re petting them and they’re purring, the next your hand is bleeding and you’re thinking about how they use those same nails to bury turds in the litter box, rummaging around looking for some antiseptic beneath the bathroom sink.

Keep going for the video (as well as a behind-the-scenes look) but if you were unaware OwlKitty has also been in a million other movies for your viewing pleasure.

Because what better way to pay than with nostalgia, this is the Blockbuster Membership Card skin for sale by Etsy seller OdocoCustoms for $8. Available in four styles (chip cutout only, name and # cutout, chip and name cutout, and no cutout at all), you’ll be the envy of everyone around when they see you whip out and pay with what appears to be a video rental membership card. “Um, did that handsome devil just pay with an old Blockbuster card?” I imagine people wondering aloud to their friends while my debit card is in the process of being declined because my bank account, like Scorpion’s rival, is Sub-Zero.

Thanks to Juliet, who agrees they need to make one that looks like an Olive Garden Never Ending Pasta Pass. Talk about making people jealous!