This is a video of thousands of wildebeest crossing a river in Tanzania as part of their great migration. That…damn, that’s a whole lot of beest. Can you spot the ones that trampled Mufasa? Because if The Lion King taught us anything it’s that your uncle killed your dad and now you’re gonna have to team up with an unlikely meerkat and warthog duo to grow strong and exact revenge.

This is a short video of a young kid sitting in the driver’s seat of a 2012 or 2013 Ford Mustang Boss 302 and listening to it start up and purr when he crashes it into the garage door, presumably because he couldn’t see there was a garage door there since he’s too short to see over the steering wheel without a booster seat made of telephone books.

This is some Nest home security cam footage from a cabin in the woods of a large bear smashing through the front door to take a look around. Obviously, there’s no doubt in my mind he was looking for Goldilocks, who at this very moment was probably back at his cabin smashing everything in sight because she’s a human tornado. One time my girlfriend had her over for a party and I kid you not she broke a toilet and flooded the whole apartment.

Note: Watch your volume, screaming.

This is some home security cam footage of a woman watching television with her boyfriend and playing with her dogs when she sees a spider, panics, crawls across her boyfriend, and almost eats the floor. Then it looks like it’s time for a good cry. Related: my girlfriend woke up screaming four or five nights ago because there was a stink bug in her hair. “Tell them what happened last night.” Haha, so at like 4AM i wake up and I’m going to refill my water from the fridge and I stepped on something but I couldn’t tell what it was so I picked it up and turned on the kitchen light and it was a dry-on-the-outside-but-still-soft-on-the-inside dog turd. So there I am standing in the kitchen half awake holding a dog turd barehanded like an ice cream cone, cursing my dogs under my breath for not doing everything they needed to outside before bed because it was raining and they’re delicate creatures. Then I gave everything I had trying to will a giant meteor to hit earth.

This is a video from Youtuber There I Ruined It (nice), who edited Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper performing A Star Is Born’s ‘Shallow’ at the 91st Academy Awards ceremony into a polka song. Honestly, it kind of reminded me of how I song, which is not very well. It’s funny this shows up today because my girlfriend was trying to get me to watch A Star Is Born over the weekend because neither one of us has seen it but I’d already read the entire plot on Wikipedia like I do for every movie I’m half interested in but realistically will never get around to watching, so I just blurted out everything that happens and that’s why my body will probably never be found.

Keep going for the original as well, for reference.

This is a video from the Popular Mechanics series ‘MADE HERE’ featuring a look inside the Hostess snacks factory. While it’s certainly a delicious video to watch, all the customized automation used to produce the snacks is impressive to see as well. FUN FACT: Did you know Hostess produces approximately 500,000,000 Twinkies a year, and roughly 1,000 a minute? Half a billion Twinkies! And I’ve been responsible for eating about 1,500 of those a year, or four a day. Obviously *licking cream from fingertip* starting now I’m going to try to up my numbers and eat a full two minutes of production this year. “Dream big.” It’s all I know.