This is a video of Superman and The Witcher star and heartthrob Henry Cavill building himself a sweet gaming computer, set to the sensual jams of Barry White, presumably because there’s no such thing as getting everyone TOO in the mood. FUN FACTS:

My girlfriend didn’t even hesitate to tell me she’d leave me if Henry so much as looked in her direction, even from a distance of thousands of miles, which now that I think about it was probably her way of breaking up with me because I haven’t seen her since *checking watch* oh wow, since sophomore year of college.

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This is a video from Ufa in the Republic of Bashkortostan, Russia, of a woman who has managed to climb out the top portion of one of her windows without plummeting to her death so she can stand on the ledge outside her 17th story apartment and give the windows a good wipe-down from the exterior. That’s brave. Maybe not as brave as me, but I would have done the same thing except blindfolded and balancing on a unicycle. “You would have peed your pants climbing through the window.” Haha, I’m peeing them now just thinking about it. So hot like a jacuzzi.

UPDATE: This video was pulled for some reason so I included a different one of a lady doing something similar from a super casual five stories up.

This is a video of woodturner Matt Jordan creating a beautiful wooden coffee mug (with metallic epoxy inlay) from the trunk of a small apple tree. You know, I think I might actually buy the equipment and get into woodturning. It really is something I think I could see myself doing for two months while I slowly realize I’m just not that into it and I’ve already inhaled like forty trees so then I sell off all my expensive equipment for a heavy loss just like I did when I thought I wanted to be an unlicensed doctor. “Wait, what?” *swinging stethoscope seductively* Well I did keep some things if you wanted to role-play.

This is a video from the folks at Youtube channel TITANS of CNC: Academy of a single massive block of metal being machined into a 500-pound chessboard. That…damn, that’s going to be tough to flip when I lose.

This is a video of 11-month old Quake wearing a shark fin and going buck-wild in an above-ground pool. Some more info while I try to convince one of my dogs to come out from under the bed and give me kissies:

One of my dogs (Ellie) just had her second birthday last weekend and in no time at all has already proven that the terrible twos are a real thing even with dogs which is rough because her mother and I just barely survived the what the f**k ones.

This is a short video from some poor bastard after spilling an entire bucket of paint in the passenger seat of his car. I’m not entirely sure how it happened, but my guess is poor decision making. Personally, I would have just driven the car into a river, but that’s me and I’m a pro at insurance fraud and could probably teach classes about it in prison. You know how many times I’ve faked my own death and collected the life insurance? “None?” Correct. I’m really just all talk, and by all I mean 80%, and by talk I mean penis.