These are a few examples of the comic book cover stained glass art (plus BONUS Victorian/gothic Wolverine and Cyclops stained glass portraits) produced by artist Jesse Olwen (pieces available in his Etsy shop, Cyclops portrait $730). Obviously, they all include some glass painting as well because of all the too-small-to-cut-glass-for details. For reference, the X-Men cover measures 25″ x 16″. I’m particularly fond of the Wolverine and Cyclops portraits. I could see either one of those hanging in my bedroom window, watching my girlfriend longingly stare at it, my jealousy building. “Wait, what?” I’ll make a point to always close the blinds before making love.

Keep going for closeups of each, as well as the equally impressive Wolverine and Cyclops portraits.

Because the world is going to hell in the bicycle basket of Wile E. Coyote’s rocket-powered jet-bike, the Nippon Professional Baseball team Softbank Hawks have added 20 Boston Dynamics Spot quadruped robots and 20 Softbank Robotics Pepper humanoid robots to the stands to act as cheerleaders in the fan-less Paypal Stadium during games while human admission slowly resumes. There’s a disconcerting video of them in action below (are those robot dogs gyrating?), and let me tell you, if I were a player I would be aiming for them. I’d do the ol’ Babe Ruth point into the stands, then grand slam one of those sucker’s heads off and wake up in a hot sweat with a boner like one of those toy plastic jumbo bats.

In sweet, wholesome internet news, this is a short video of nine baby opossums chomping on some banana. Man, I love opossums. Raccoons too. People think they’re weird, but that’s because people need to pretend they’re better than eating out of trash cans and playing in the sewers at night for their own ego. Just to be clear though, if you think you’re all high and mighty just because you don’t eat out of trash cans and play in the sewers at night, I’ve got the feeling the bar doesn’t need to be much higher than that for you to trip over.

Seen here being modeled by a man pretending to change his own gears, this is the Giant Convertible Car Inflatable Pool Float created by Hoovy and available on Amazon. The $100 float is over eight feet long, almost five feet wide, has a suggested weight limit of 300-pounds, and is the perfect raft for cruising a pool wearing your Ray-Ban Wayfarers. Did I mention it has two cup holders? Drinking and driving? Not cool. Drinking and floating? Also not cool, you could drown and that sign clearly says ‘NO LIFEGUARD ON DUTY’. “No, that sign says ‘WELCOME TO OUR OOL. NOTICE HOW THERE’S NO P IN IT? PLEASE KEEP IT THAT WAY!'” *spit-takes White Claw* Oh my God I need that sign except for my ullout bed when I have guests sleep over.

This is a video made from film footage taken around Tokyo, Japan from 1913-1915 that has been upscaled to 4K resolution and 60 frames/second, with deflickering, colorization, and facial restoration. It’s amazing to say the least. I feel like I just stepped out of my time machine, which was shocking because *banging on instrument panel* I could have sworn I set the dial for the Jurassic period.

This is a video from a Tesla Model 3 on Interstate 605 in Los Angeles of a rogue tire that the car helps avoid. In the driver’s own words, who wants to make it clear he’s the real hero here, but the car did help a litle, like a mediocre sidekick:

The Tesla did not dodge the tire, I did. However, the autopilot gave me the time and view which allowed me to see the tire coming from the other side of the freeway. Also, the car stabilized very quickly after swerving to avoid getting hit. The car kept me from flipping over and spinning out into five lanes of traffic.

What would have been even more impressive is if the car had analyzed the potential damage this tire was going to do to the cars behind it that don’t have all the Tesla’s safety features and then decided to take one for the team because it’s the most fit to handle it. I mean did the person who undoubtedly did get hit by this tire even survive? This Telsa might have just helped kill someone when it could have defused the situation. Food for thought. “This tastes like garbage.” You get used to it.