This is a video of a robotic spy sea turtle on a Costa Rican beach capturing some up-close-and-personal footage of some of the thousands of sea turtle who have come to nest. So, if you ever wanted to get an uncomfortably close glimpse of a sea turtle squeezing out a bunch of ping pong balls, you’re in luck. You’re also weird. After documenting the nesting process, the robot sea turtle then releases a clutch of egg-cameras out of its own rubber cloaca to capture footage of the nearby egg-stealing vultures. Man, you can never just lay your eggs in peace you know? There’s always gotta be vultures around. It’s like how when you REALLY need to use the restroom there’s always somebody else in the stall next to you and you try to hold it as long as you can hoping they’ll finish and leave but in reality they’re holding it too hoping you’ll finish and leave and the pressure just builds and builds until you have no choice but to pull your pants up and go poop in a trashcan in the stairwell. “Wait, what?” I’d take the elevator if I were you.

This is a video from a family that was fishing on Marshmiller Lake (Marshmallow Lake’s less s’moresy cousin) in Wisconsin when they spotted a young bear swimming around with a plastic container stuck on its head. See? this is exactly why you have to properly dispose of your two gallon Cheez Balls container when you’ve finished it. Just like those plastic six-pack rings, it could kill wildlife. Back me up, Smokey. “Only YOU can prevent forest fires.” What the — were you even paying attention?!

Thanks to MSA, who informed me she wants a raccoon for her birthday. Awesome, meet me in the storm sewer by my parents’ house!

This is a video from Youtube channel The King Of Random of a bunch of nested balloons being popped and filmed in ultra slow motion. Could you even imagine watching this sort of ultra slow motion video as a king in medieval times? You’d swear there was so much sorcery afoot you’d have to kill all the wizards in the kingdom AND Belle’s sweet old dad for inventing the laptop.

This is a stop motion video created by video game designer Phil Compile and his 4-year old son Ollie using this set of Super Mario Bros fridge magnets. Man, if I had made this at 4-years old it would still be the greatest achievement of my life. Dare to dream, folks. So, the next time you’re standing at a friend’s fridge and notice their set of Super Mario magnets, maybe you’ll make your own little stop motion video instead of just cracking the door open and trying to trap a fart inside like a normal morally corrupt person.

This is a video of Watson properly apologizing for stealing his brother Kiko’s chewy treat. Would he have still apologized if their caretaker didn’t make him? Probably not. Just like clogging your roommate’s toilet because you’re too afraid of clogging your own *pulling pantyhose over head* you’re only in trouble if you get caught.

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Thanks to hairless, who agrees Watson should have hacked that treat up so Kiko could re-eat it.

These are two worthwhile videos of TikTok user funklord_vader performing a bunch of very impressive Star Wars character impressions in the mirror, using the line ‘I love it when you call me senorita,’ which is apparently from a Shawn Mendes/Camila Cabello song that I just had to look up. Like chocolate covered black olives, it’s an interesting mashup, especially when you were just rubbing one around the nipple of a lover and she’s about to take a bite and you legit thought they were some variety of exotic cherry when you made them. Ever seeing her nipples again feels like a pipe dream.

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