To celebrate the first day of autumn earlier this week (it was Tuesday for those of you who have no concept of time), here’s a very satisfying sixty second compilation of yellow lab and leaf pile leaping professional Stella doing what she does best. Now that — that is some PURE UNADULTERATED JOY right there. I can’t even remember the last time I experienced happiness like this, but it certainly wasn’t in this lifetime, I can tell you that.

Keep going for the compilation, as well as a bonus video of Stella in her happy place.

This is the Kickstarter for the Burrito Pop, a ~$33 (retail price $50, wtf!) burrito holder with a bottom base that twists to expose more burrito from the top, like lipstick or chapstick or a deodorant applicator. It’s also designed to help keep your hands clean and burrito warm in case you’re some sort of burrito eating amateur who can’t inhale the entire thing in just a few minutes. Admittedly, not the worst idea but 1) the price and 2) now I have to plan to bring my Burrito Pop with me if I’m going to have a burrito today? I don’t know about you, but just like sex I like my burritos to be SPONTANEOUS. “He puts both on the calendar months in advance.” Honey! “What?” You’re killing my persona.

Keep going for their Kickstarter video.

Note: Keep your volume down but not off and watch as full-screen as possible.

This is a short video capturing some very amateur baseball practice when a ball comes right at the camera and made me duck under my desk. I think part of the reason it’s so surprising is because you can hear the bat make contact, so your brain doesn’t expect the ball to still be coming at you. It is though, it comes right at you just like a fearless New York City subway rat for your pizza. He ate it right in front of me too.

This is the 5-piece hand-knit Yoda costume for infants made by Fenbo and available on Amazon ($23 +$5 shipping). That seems like a good deal for something that was hand-knit, I hope they’re compensating the knitters fairly. Of course this isn’t an officially licensed product, so maybe they’re just passing those Disney savings along to us. And by us I mean not me, because I don’t have any babies to wear this. And even if I did– “Where would their tail go?” You really are the wind beneath my wings, you know that?

Keep going for a shot of the costume not being worn.

This is a video of one-man band, unconvincing unicorn and Tik Tok user aaronpaulsen1 performing all the instrumentation for the intro of Rage Against The Machine’s ‘Killing In The Name Of’. I was skeptical at first, but he did a good job. As good a job as I could have done? Even better. I’ll be honest — of the multitude of talents God gave me, music isn’t one of them. “What exactly are the others again?” THEY HAVEN’T BEEN DISCOVERED YET. There’re definitely in me though. “Like a sex toy.” Exaaaaactly. Wait, what?!

Last week it was just a decorated length of PVC pipe, this week: a ghostly zipline created by Matt Thompson of Thompson Woodworks to provide candy to children and beer to parents while trick-or-treating. After zipping, the basket is returned to the porch via an electric drill attached to a fishing reel. Pretty clever. Now I’ve heard rumors of these neighborhoods where people provide beers to parents that are out with their children on Halloween, but where are they exactly? Can you mark them on this map? Oh, and I’m going to need to borrow a well behaved child.

Keep going for the video, which shows the drill and fishing reel mechanism at the end.