This is some outdoor security cam footage of a man in a souped up golf cart *starts pricing golf carts and mods online* who decides to try taking a turn into a parking lot like this is his stunt reel for getting cast in the next Fast & Furious movie, and rolls the thing into the back of a Subaru like a dingaling. You will never meet Vin Diesel:

“The driver did not have permission to take on-road.” You mean by the golf cart’s owner, or local law? Because there’s a difference. Like if a friend tells me not to do something, I’m still going to do it anyway. But if the law says I can’t do something– “You’re still gonna do it anyway.” Haha, I guess there isn’t a difference after all.

Note: Best listened to with headphones.

This is an ASMR (autonomous sensory meridian response, producing a “low-grade euphoria” in some listeners) video featuring some experimental triggers that can allegedly produce “brain melting tingles” and help listeners achieve a very deep sleep. Just to be clear, it’s better to listen to before bed than before a long drive. Sadly, I’ve listened to a bunch of these ASMR videos and I guess they just don’t work on me. Hypnosis either. *takes off shirt, quacks like a duck* “You sure about that?” *rustles tail feathers, carefully takes seat on imaginary egg* Positive.

Keep going for the video, no more whispering starts at 3:20.

Because a lot of people take the wheels on the bus going round and round for granted, this is a video from Warped Perception (like most people have), who mounted a GoPro to the rim inside a car tire to see what it looks like inside as it’s driven around on the street. Man, that thing really flexes. Me? I do most of my flexing in the mirror. “And in front of dinner guests, AND in public.” Honey! “He looks like a broken Stretch Armstrong doll.” You said I was your sexy little twig!

Thanks to my dad, who agrees thinking outside the box is cool, but seeing inside the wheel is pretty neat too.

This is a video demonstration and up-close look at the mechanism of the beautiful hand-cranked (motor optional) kinetic sculpture created by artist Ross McSweeney featuring a little row boat bobbing up and down on waves that move vertically both left to right AND front to back. Plus there are a bunch of little fish jumping out of the water. How cute is that! You know how I feel about whimsy. You also know how I feel about the motion of the ocean. “It makes you seasick.” I had a waterbed for a week and puked every night I slept in it.

This is a short video from let’s just assume Florida *checks video, verifies Miami* of a man cutting the grass by towing a lawnmower behind his little gas powered mini-bike (previously: this Texan towing a lawnmower behind their SUV). The title of the video is ‘A Clever Way to Mow a Lawn on a Hot Day’, but I’d argue it should read ‘A Clever Way To Mow a Lawn on ANY Day’ or just ‘A Clever Way To Mow a Lawn’, or even ‘How My Uncle Lost His Toes’.

This is a short video of a West Des Moines, Iowa man who discovered a hornet’s nest behind his car’s gas tank door when going to fill up his tank. In his own very colorful language: “I, uh, I was going to go to fill my gas tank up and…[trying to open tank door] ah f**k I don’t know how to do this…f**k… so they, uh, just went ahead and built a hornet’s nest in my f**king gas tank and I don’t really know what to do about that.” Wait — what do you mean you don’t know what to do about that? Bro you’re already at a GAS STATION, and unless the entire field of mathematics has changed in the past day I’m pretty sure two plus two still equals a local news report about a giant explosion at a nearby gas station.