This is Nirvana’s ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ covered in classical Latin (75 BC to 3rd Century AD) as arranged by Youtuber the_miracle_aligner with instrumentals by Sir Stantough and translation by AB. It’s not bad. Although I didn’t take Latin in high school so I’m not sure how the translation holds up. What language did you take? I took three years of Spanish. “¿Cómo te llamas?” Bien, gracias.

This is the Etsy listing for the Adult Size Armored Bionic Skin T-Rex Costume available from animatronic and costume creature makers MCSDINO out of China. The costume measures approximately 20-feet long and 7.5-feet tall, and requires 1-2 foot tall stilts to walk in. It features a clownfish inspired paint job, guns that shoot water and NERF balls, it can blow smoke from its mouth, and has eyes that light up red. Unfortunately for anybody who isn’t reading this from inside a bank vault where they’ve just finished dumping all the money into a bag marked with a giant $ symbol, the suit costs $7,590. That’s a little rich for my blood, which, if we’re being perfectly honest, is probably around 60% cheap domestic beer right now.

Keep going for several more shots and a video of the costume in action.

This is a video of very Australian Nathan Griggs performing a whip-cracking routine at Uluru (aka Ayers Rock) to the tune of ‘Cotton-Eyed Joe’. Is anybody else surprised ‘Cotton-Eyed Joe’ isn’t just a song their dad made up when they were a kid? I mean apparently people in Australia know it. That’s kind of blowing my mind. It’s not blowing out the candles on my next birthday cake though, because that wish is mine.

This is a video of weapon enthusiast Edwin Sarkissian (previously: blowing up an ATM with a frag grenade) shooting at his grandfather’s bulletproof Lamborghini with increasingly more powerful ammunition, starting with round from a Glock 9mm, and ending with a .308 from a M24 Remington Model 700 rifle. Allegedly his grandfather (who is out of the country for a month) had the entire Lamborghini bulletproofed and it’s the world’s first, although Edwin never takes a shot at anything but the windshield SO I HAVE MY DOUBTS. Anyways, the windshield is able to withstand all the abuse and the interior remained unscathed. So that’s a relief. Only for Edwin though, I was hoping the whole thing was going to explode in a giant fireball and he’d have to scramble to buy another Lamborghini before his grandfather returned like racing out to the pet store to replace a child’s dead goldfish before they wake up from a nap.

This is ‘What Door Will The Ball Hit?’, a fun video created by Rube Goldberg machine aficionado and Youtuber Joseph’s Machines. If the title wasn’t hint enough, it’s your job to guess what door the ball will hit in increasingly complex Rube Goldberg machines. There’s also one round each of ‘What Crater Will The Ball Go In?’, ‘What Gift Will Be Untied?’, and ‘Which Appliance Will Get Turned On?’, for a total of six games. So — how many did you get right? I only got two and a half, and *winks* that’s only if you count me as an appliance.

This is a short video from a motorist in the Netherlands, who witnessed a hot air balloon just barely clearing the roadway during what I can only assume was an eventual rendezvous with some power lines. Does the pilot even know what they’re doing? Is there even a such thing as a hot air balloon pilot, or are they just people with a sense of adventure and aren’t afraid of heights? Ever made love in a hot air balloon before? “All the time.” Hoho — the Wonderful Wizard Of Oz, ladies and gentlemen! I need a penis reduction.