This is a clip from BBC’s ‘Spy In The Wild’ starring a robotic spy pig built by the folks at John Downer Productions in order to capture some up close and personal footage of Komodo dragons.  Unsurprisingly, by the end of the video the dragons are trying to eat the pig, leading at least one idiot to speculate why they didn’t make a robotic spy of an animal Komodo dragons don’t eat, like rocks or a tree.

This is a shot from what I assume is a Bed Bath & Beyond or similar store featuring a rack of coffee mugs that are trying to destroy my brain.  I’ve gone shopping for coffee mugs on numerous occasions and never experienced this sort of painful illusion before.  Why is that?  Like having an open wound, it’s hard to look at.  And also like having an open wound, I think I need you to drive me to the hospital.

These are a couple shots captured by Star Wars concept artist Jake Lunt Davies during the shooting of The Rise Of Skywalker of actor Warwick Davis wearing an Ewok costume with no fur on it. As you can see, that is not a plushie you’d want to sleep with at night. Or even have in your room. Or even in the kitchen trash, because you know as soon as you fall asleep that thing is climbing out and coming to shave you with a potato peeler.

This is a video of John Travolta deepfaked as Forrest Gump. Did you know John Travolta was actually offered the role of Forrest Gump but turned it down to do Pulp Fiction instead? I did not. I mean, not until two minutes ago anyways. Now I’ll going to tell everyone I see today. Which, if we’re being completely honest, is probably just going to be two dogs, a cat if I look under the bed, and six beers.

This is an edit of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace of young Anakin repeatedly getting snubbed while trying to talk.  I can’t say I blame the other characters, that kid was always running his mouth on about some nonsense.  And is it coincidence he wound up an evil Sith Lord?  Food for thought.  “Hopefully something that leaves a green milk mustache.”  Mmmm!