Because Youtuber There I Ruined It (previously) won’t stop until it has indeed all been ruined, this is a cover of The Rolling Stones’ 1965 classic ‘(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction’ in the style of a ragtime song. I feel like it’s the sort of song that, had it been

This is a worthwhile video from Youtuber There I Ruined It (previously) of Eminem’s ‘Lose Yourself’ mashed up and tuned to the high-pitched overworld theme of Super Mario Bros. It’s, uh, it’s pretty insane to listen to. Like your new townhouse neighbors making loud, monster love on the first night

This is a VERY worthwhile edit by Youtuber There I Ruined It (previously), this time featuring Michael Jackson’s ‘Smooth Criminal’ cut down to only the isolated audio of the sounds he makes throughout the song. It’s a bangin’ 19-seconds, let me tell you. I think I just found my new

Because some people on the internet are sicker than others, this is another music video from Youtuber There I Ruined It (previously), this time reimagining Disturbed’s angsty ‘Down With The Sickness’ into a doo-wop ditty (ditty dum ditty do). I’m really not sure what to even say except OH AH

Because ruining things is one of the few joys left in life, this is another music video from Youtuber There I Ruined It (previously), this time reimagining Radiohead’s ‘Creep’ as a honky-tonk song. Just like any news my doctor calls to deliver, it isn’t good, and may in fact be

As reader TheQiwiMan pointed me to in the comments of the recent John Denver ‘Leaving On A Jet Plane’/Nirvana ‘Heart-Shaped Box’ mashup that fellow reader atheistgirl was kind enough to point out I’d already posted previously because my brain is an inextinguishable dumpster fire, this is the latest effort from

Because this is the internet and the internet is hellbent on destroying our brains, this is another video from Youtuber There I Ruined It (previously), this time reimagining John Denver’s iconic ‘Leaving On A Jet Plane’ in the grunge style of Nirvana’s ‘Heart-Shaped Box.‘ I’m calling it ‘Leaving On A

Because the internet just won’t stop spinning (like a ballerina music box when you’re trying to hide from zombies), this is another song reimagined by Youtuber There I Ruined It (previously), this time Drowning Pool’s ‘Bodies’ as a children’s song, a la Kidz Bop. It’s uh, it’s not very good.