Because cutting down trees is something every idiot with a chainsaw thinks they’re capable of without incident, this is a video of a threesome in the woods felling a tree when it shifts to the side and takes one man on an unexpected seesaw ride. For a second I thought he was about to stick the landing on top of it, but clearly this man is no acrobat. Or lumberjack. I’m not sure what these guys’ day jobs are, but they definitely shouldn’t quit them.

Thanks again to my dad, who agrees some things are best left to the professionals.