Functional Tea Set Fingernail Art: Pinky Up!
This is a video of the functional tea/coffee set fingernails created by Morgan Gilbertson of Haus Of Nails. Apparently the full set cost $3,000. That seems like a lot to spend on fingernails, but I also just chew mine when they get unbearably long. My girlfriend thinks it’s disgusting, which is why I don’t tell her when I accidentally slice one off while preparing dinner and it ends up in the pasta.
Spotting A Black Cat On A Black Rug Covered With Googly Eyes
This is a video of a woman tastefully adding googly eyes to a black rug to tie a room together and inviting us to play a game of “Can you find my black cat?” The cat opens its eyes and she zooms in on it, but I did NOT see it there before. Also, I’m pretty sure a couple of those other googly eyes blinked as well. Was that the cat wagging its tail and covering them, or is the rug haunted? Either way, I want it. The black cat and the haunted rug. It’s high time people take me seriously as a sorcerer.
Tossed Grape Bounces Off Woman’s Face, Man Kicks It, Another Catches In Mouth
This is a clip from what appears to be the Catalina Wine Mixer of a man tossing a grape or olive to a woman, her bouncing it off a tooth, a man saving it from the ground with a well-aimed kick (I bet that dude can hacky sack!), and another guy catching it in his mouth. DUAL ASSIST. That’s impressive. What’s not impressive is this woman’s initial catching ability. She would make a terrible seal, and I can only assume she has to wear a bib to catch shrimp at a hibachi dinner.
Thanks to JustA, who agrees there are few things in this world more scrumdiddlyumptious than a shoe olive.
Middle School Teacher Unknowingly Dresses Like Shrek, Students Let Her Know
This is a short video of TikTok user and middle school teacher LadyJackBlack discussing how she unknowingly dressed like Shrek for work (how could she not see that?) and multiple students let her know about it. “Where’s Donkey?” I imagine the kids snickering in the hallway. That’s the thing about kids — they can cut you to the bone with their innocence. Grown ups don’t bother me because I know anything hurtful they say is just a result of their disillusionment with, and maladjustment to, adulthood. It’s hard to blame them.
@ladyjackblack BRB, burning this outfit. #middleschool #millenial #teachersoftiktok #shrek ♬ Morning Person (From the Musical "Shrek")[Piano Audition Backing Track in B] – The Accompanist
What Your Urine Color Says About Your Health
As part of my ongoing commitment to public health, this is a video from emergency medical service provider Kieram Litchfield detailing what different colored urine means about your health, adding food coloring to toilet water and stirring the faux-pee with what I assume is a roommate’s cereal spoon. From kidney damage to dehydration to infections, all the different colors of urine are explained. My urine? This morning it indicated I’m slightly dehydrated, and peeing on the bathroom rug.
Man Sets Up Camera To See How His Cat Reacts When He Leaves The Apartment
This is a short video of Josiah Ross’s adopted orange cat Philip reacting to Josiah leaving the apartment. Philip does not take it well, and as commenters pointed out, Josiah should probably get another cat to keep Philip company (the more the merrier, that’s my motto, but only up to 4 — at 5 you’re a crazy cat person by default and will have to embrace it). So, if you were wondering if you should ever leave the house with pets at home, the answer is no. There is nothing better outside. You have all the love you need at home, and grocery stores deliver. Any excuse to actually leave the house is just the devil trying to convince you to go out and have a bad time. Don’t listen to him.
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