This is a video of a man attempting a feat of strength and dexterity by performing some sort of handstand on the handle of a shopping cart in the middle of a Walmart. It looks like it’s going to be pretty amazing until it doesn’t. Hey — it happens. If I had a dollar for every time I told somebody to film me doing something that started off well but quickly took a turn to me badly injuring myself, maybe I wouldn’t have all these collection agencies calling about unpaid medical bills.

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Thanks again to JustA, who agrees you don’t know until you try.

I know I said unexpectedly in the title, but I saw that coming from a mile away. Also: a man in steel tube coffin tumbling down a mountain. Don’t worry though, apparently the man sustained a few injuries but is fine, and hopefully learned his lesson. One about not riding amusement rides that were built by the first week students of a vocational welding school.

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Thanks to JustA, who agrees we all take chances every day.

In no thank you news, this is a video of Youtubers ActionAdventureTwins dropping down inside a tiny hole in the woods, which opens up into a massive 220-foot sinkhole. As far as action adventures goes, this one is terrifying and not the one for me. I prefer my action adventures in movie form, watched safely from the sofa with plenty of snacks. If there’s pirate treasure involved, all the better.

After training AI on Elvis’s voice from the 1956 recording of ‘Don’t Be Cruel’, this is a video from Youtuber There I Ruined It of the king singing Sir-Mix-A-Lot’s rump shaking ‘Baby Got Back’. It’s pretty much exactly what you’d expect, provided you expected a song that’ll be stuck in your head for the entirety of the long 4th of July weekend. We got sprung!

This is a video of Kōka-ryū ninjutsu master Jinichi Kawakami watching and reviewing eight different ninja related clips from movies and television and rating them on a scale from 1 – 10 for realism. The movies include Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Last Samurai, Batman Begins, and Mortal Kombat, as well as scenes from The Boys and Naruto. I learned a lot by watching it. Mostly, that I should have pursued the life of a ninja. Instead I’m being pursued by ninjas, and could be murdered at any moment. It’s stressful, they’re sneaky!

Because you have to start somewhere, this is a compilation video from the Voyageurs Wolf Project of Minnesota featuring a bunch of wolf pups learning to howl. How precious are they?! Just enjoy it while you can, because once they’re all grown a bunch of wolfs howling is the last thing you’ll want to hear outside your tent at night. *pulling sleeping bag over head* Jacob, is that you?!