Problem Solving: Hole Cut In Bathroom Door So It Can Swing Past Toilet
This is a short video of some dream-follower that just moved to Los Angeles filming his apartment’s bathroom door, which has a piece cut out of it so it can swing past the shitter.  In his own words while I’m thankful there isn’t a giant hole in my bathroom door
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Mmmm: A Striped Ketchup And Mayo Mix Dispensed In A Toothpaste Tube
This is Rot-Weiß (“red-white”) from German condiment manufacturer Thomy. It consists of a ketchup and mayonnaise mix in a metal tube that dispenses just like striped toothpaste (available on Amazon for ~$10/tube). It’s not toothpaste though, it’s ketchyo (or mayochup). And, as a child at heart who’s never stopped mixing
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Smart Thinking: Cat Chasing Laser Stops When Beam Lands On Bigger Cat
This is a short video from Pennsauken Township, New Jersey of a cat chasing a laser pointer until the beam lands on a bigger cat, at which point it stops chasing, presumably because it’s gotten its ass kicked before and remembers what those claws feel like. Some more info directly
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Physics!: Guy Suspends Full Water Bottle From Edge Of Table With Toothpick
This is a video of Youtuber PetTheDamnDog (I’m never not!) demonstrating how to suspend a full water bottle from the edge of a table using a length of rope and three toothpicks, with only one toothpick actually making contact with the table. So is this how bridges work? No clue.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Deepfaked As All The Characters From The Office
Because deepfakes are the new shallowfakes (like the people you thought were your friends until they ditched you at the mall just because you have a pimple *texting mom for the thousandth time ‘PLEASE COME GET ME’*), this is a video of Arnold Schwarzenegger deepfaked as the characters from The
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Graph Of The Most Popular Social Media Platforms 2002 – 2019
This is an ever-changing bar graph visualizing the most popular social media platforms by number of active monthly users from 2002 to 2019. As you can see, there were several that I’ve never even heard of, and even more that I WISH I’d never heard of.   You hear me?!  You
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Guy Raps Enimem’s ‘Without Me’ Entirely In Klingon
This is a recently discovered music video of Youtuber Klenginem (clever) rapping Eminem’s ‘Without You’, entirely in Klingon (lyrics on his official website HERE).  It’s one of only three videos Klengimen has posted to his Youtube channel in the past 11 years, leading at least one idiot eating cold, not
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David Tennant And Jodie Whittaker (The 10th and 13th Doctors) Judge Homemade Doctor Who Costumes
This is a video from The Late Late Show With James Corden starring the tenth and thirteenth doctors, David Tennant and Jodie Whittaker, judging six contestants on their homemade Doctor Who inspired costumes. From what I could gather from the quality of costumes, it appears each contestant was rolled down
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