‘Leave Pity City’: CEO Responds To Employees Asking What If They Don’t Get A Bonus

'Leave Pity City': CEO Responds To Employees Asking What If They Don't Get A Bonus

This is a video of MillerKnoll (the furniture company resulting from the acquisition of Knoll by Herman Miller) CEO Andi Owen responding to employees who aired concerns that they’ll lose their bonuses this year. Is this a Christmas Vacation Jelly Of The Month Club situation? Apparently there’s some anger since Andi took home $3.9-million in bonuses last year in addition to her $1.1-million base salary, although it’s unclear if she will personally get a bonus this year. Me? I’m not motivated by bonuses. I’m only motivated by the satisfaction of knowing I did a job the best it could be done. I’m kidding, I’m only motivated by not getting fired. My non-work related motivators are food and petty revenge.

Drone Footage Flying Straight Up From The Top Of The Great Pyramid Of Giza

Drone Footage Flying Straight Up From The Top Of The Great Pyramid Of Giza

Working with Egypt’s Ministry of Tourism, this is a video shot by Ukranian photographer Alexander Ladanivskyy featuring a top-down view of the 4,200 year old Great Pyramid Of Giza that starts at the pyramid’s pyramidion and flies straight upward from there, slowly revealing its entirety. Beautiful. We should totally make this one of the Wonders Of The World. “It is.” I meant drones — they’re incredible!

Keep going for the video, as well as one circling the Great Pyramid of Cheops.

Pizza Delivery Guy Still Holding Pizza Box Trips Suspect In Police Chase

Pizza Delivery Guy Still Holding Pizza Box Trips Suspect In Police Chase

This is a video of 29-year old Cocco’s Pizza delivery guy Tyler of Delaware County, Pennsylvania (DelCo — which I’ve heard is not only a place but a way of life) helping put an end to a police pursuit by casually tripping the fleeing suspect as he runs by. Cocco’s Pizza — we drop perps, not pizzas. They should use that in future advertising, and I’ll let them for a year’s supply of pies. That’s 1,095 (one for each meal of the day), just to be clear. I’m a pizza for breakfast guy for life! And probable early death according to my quack of a doctor.

Keep going for two videos, the first is just the action, the second is a news report with interview.

Thanks to JustA, who’s my personal pizza loving hero.

Puss In Boots Edited Into Elden Ring

Puss In Boots Edited Into Elden Ring

Edited by video game mashup creator eli_handle_b.wav (previously), this is a video imagining Puss In Boots in the world of Elden Ring, battling bosses in the Lands Between. Would I play it? Of course I’d play it. But would my parents let me play it, that’s the question. Because my guess is I’d have to take my Playstation over to my grandparent’s house where I’m actually allowed to have fun.

Woman Demonstrates Her Insane Foot Juggling Skills

Woman Demonstrates Her Insane Foot Juggling Skills

Jugging with her feet, not juggling other people’s feet. That would be something else entirely, and likely result in the police getting involved. These are a couple videos of an incredibly talented foot juggler demonstrating her skills by spinning and bouncing a vase at high speeds on her feet, as well as balancing, spinning, and flipping a table. So, if you were wondering what I’m going to be doing this weekend, the answer is repeatedly dropping a table on myself.

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King Kongs And Godzillas Size Comparison

King Kongs And Godzillas Size Comparison

Ever wonder how all the King Kong and Godzilla iterations stack up to one another size-wise? You really must not sleep well at night. But here to help you get some much needed shut-eye is a visualization comparing the sizes of various Kongs and Godzillas. The Kongs are traditionally smaller, and Godzilla, larger. Because who would ever believe a 200-foot gorilla?! You have to draw the line somewhere. Where that line is, I’m not entirely sure. Maybe it was in the sand and high tide washed it away and this beach is lawless now.