Proof (albeit not definitive) that tasty jams are tasty no matter what language they’re performed in, this is a video from vocalist Ja Khole Thaisii, who teamed up with bardcore musician Stantough to perform Nirvana’s 1991 banger ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ with lyrics translated into classical Latin. It still hits. You know, I can still remember when this song first came out. Does that make me old? Yes. Wise? Not in the least. I think I’m actually getting dumber as I age. And the bar was already as low as the final round of a limbo competition, just to be clear.

Youtuber Retrofreak84, who I’m guessing was born in 1984 and is 40 years old this year (now I Just need the city he was born in and first pet’s name and I will become Retrofreak), took a gamble on an eBay listing for a vintage Sony Video Tape for a Heliscan reel to reel recorder that was labeled ‘Man On The Moon I’. What was it? Exactly what it said it was — one hour of the original NBC broadcast of the moon landing from 1969. In the video, Retrofreak takes us through the process of cleaning, digitizing, and restoring the tape to produce the best quality result. “Hard to believe the government has been keeping up this hoax for over 50 years now.” Grandma! “What?” I’m 100% with you, now how about making some of your homemade applesauce?

This is a compilation of clips of Jonathan Frakes from the television series Beyond Belief: Fact Or Fiction (but better known as Commander Riker from Star Trek: The Next Generation) that have been slowed down so Jonathan sounds like the village drunk (previously: an edit of him interrogating you). Would I also sound drunk if you slowed my voice down? No, I would just sound normal, because I talk like the Micro Machine guy. I have a lot of energy. “Have you even gotten out of bed today?” Wait — is the weekend over?!

This is a slow motion clip from a high school basketball game that just keeps getting worse. I’m not sure if God turned the gravity up to 11 or what, but things just keep going wrong. If my kid had been on that team I would have told him it’s time to start taking tennis lessons. And while all the accidental dropping and balls between the legs were great, my favorite was the 3-point airball at the end. That was just, as they say in France, le tits.

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Thanks to JustA, who agrees maybe it’s time to pick another extracurricular. Meet me under the bleachers?

This is a short video of an Akita Inu who fell asleep in the rain and left a perfectly dry outline of himself when he woke up. Damn, he didn’t budge an inch while he was asleep! My dogs? They like to kick in their sleep. Specifically, me. I like to pretend it’s so they know I’m still there and didn’t abandon them in the middle of the night, but not so deep down I know it’s payback for not giving them any of my late-night sandwich.

@harutopetphotography He also did that mess with the toys 😭 #akitainu #funnydog #dogsoftiktok #cute #dograin ♬ Funny Song – Funny Song Studio & Sounds Reel

Because why invest in a pair of drywall stilts (besides safety and dependability) when you have a perfectly good stepladder, this is a video of a construction worker finishing a drywall ceiling with a stepladder between his legs, dancing it around the room as he moves from one area to the next. Admittedly, it looks like he knows what he’s doing. Me? There’s no question I would crush my pen1s immediately and require a trip to the emergency room. And between the very bottom rungs, just to be clear.

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Thanks to JustA, who agrees who needs the right tool for the job when you have INGENUITY?