This is a video of a woman’s husband and his buddies all climbing out of a kid’s clubhouse after allegedly having a drinking party. They just keep coming. I counted eight of them in there, two of whom fall down the stairs on their way out. That would have been me, but I also would have already pre-partied hard before this drinking party so I’d be LIT. Right now? Right now I am unlit. Like a candle just itching to be burned.

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Note: Very strong language, solid threats.

This is a compilation assembled by editor Harry Hanrahan featuring what he believes are the 100 greatest threats of all time delivered in film (prior to 2010, full list of movies used HERE). Do you agree? I do not agree. Of course I always disagree, usually just for the sake of being disagreeable, or having no knowledge about the subject matter but trying to act like I do. It’s one of the things people can’t stand about me. One of many, just to be clear.

This is a video of a powder cloud avalanche tearing down the trails of Mount Timpanogos at Sundance Resort in Utah while a group of skiers and snowboarders watch. Per one dude, “What the heck, bro?! That’s one of the biggest avalanches I’ve ever seen in my life!” Wow, just how many avalanches has this guy seen in his life? Is he some sort of avalanche magnet or something? Because the X-Men could use him. Probably just as laser fodder, but still.

A friend just shared this with me. Avalanche at @SundanceResort. Just now. pic.twitter.com/j2hcCNRdPl

— Chris Harrington (@CCH360) March 27, 2023

This is some dashcam footage from a California highway where a truck loses its left front tire and a Kia Soul in the adjacent lane immediately hits it, launching the vehicle like it just reached the end of a Hot Wheels Ramp. I like how the driver applied their brakes mid-air. Thankfully, nobody was seriously injured in the incident, a testament to the safety of modern vehicles. Still, if I were Kia I’d use this video in a commercial. Farmers Insurance too.

Back with another song (and the addition of a robotic singing head), the One Hacker Band (previously seen performing ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’, still with Kirby trapped in the bass drum) makes its intentions known with a rendition of Tears for Fears’ ‘Everybody Wants To Rule The World’. Robots, it’s talking about robots — robots want to rule thew world. Not that it should come as any surprise, movies have been trying to warn us for years. But have we been listening? Noooooo, and now we have ChatGPT-4, which is both writing this article and trying to stab me at the same time.

Keep going for the video, as well as the robotic head singing Radiohead’s ‘Creep’, because it clearly is one.

This is a video of a Barcelona puppeteer with a next-level control rig (check out those finger controls!) getting his frog puppet to play the piano, with absolutely stunning results. Just watch, it’s wild. And trust me, I know a thing about wild — I’ve been around the block. Both sexually and otherwise, but mostly just sexually. To be honest I’ve hardly left the porch related to most other things.

Keep going for both a day and night performance.