This is a video of a diver allowing a cleaner shrimp to take a peek inside her mouth and pick out any debris it finds. Cleaner shrimp normally do this to fish, removing any parasites as part of their symbiotic relationship. But for a diver? That’s gross. You won’t catch me opening my mouth in the ocean to let any sea life in, that’s for sure. I mean you know whales poop in that water, right? I’m pretty sure it’s like, the only place they poop.

This is a video from the breakfast room at Nairobi’s Giraffe Manor Hotel of two giraffes popping their heads through the windows (specifically designed for this) to see if any of the guests happened to leave food for them. I remember the first time I heard about the Giraffe Manor Hotel and saw photos I immediately added it to my bucket list. *unfolding piece of paper from wallet* Yep, there it is — number 6, right after ‘Go over Niagara Falls in an Amazon delivery box.’ I figure if things go south with that one the rest of the list will sort itself out.

This is a video of a woman’s husband and his buddies all climbing out of a kid’s clubhouse after allegedly having a drinking party. They just keep coming. I counted eight of them in there, two of whom fall down the stairs on their way out. That would have been me, but I also would have already pre-partied hard before this drinking party so I’d be LIT. Right now? Right now I am unlit. Like a candle just itching to be burned.

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Note: Very strong language, solid threats.

This is a compilation assembled by editor Harry Hanrahan featuring what he believes are the 100 greatest threats of all time delivered in film (prior to 2010, full list of movies used HERE). Do you agree? I do not agree. Of course I always disagree, usually just for the sake of being disagreeable, or having no knowledge about the subject matter but trying to act like I do. It’s one of the things people can’t stand about me. One of many, just to be clear.

This is a video of a powder cloud avalanche tearing down the trails of Mount Timpanogos at Sundance Resort in Utah while a group of skiers and snowboarders watch. Per one dude, “What the heck, bro?! That’s one of the biggest avalanches I’ve ever seen in my life!” Wow, just how many avalanches has this guy seen in his life? Is he some sort of avalanche magnet or something? Because the X-Men could use him. Probably just as laser fodder, but still.

A friend just shared this with me. Avalanche at @SundanceResort. Just now. pic.twitter.com/j2hcCNRdPl

— Chris Harrington (@CCH360) March 27, 2023

This is some dashcam footage from a California highway where a truck loses its left front tire and a Kia Soul in the adjacent lane immediately hits it, launching the vehicle like it just reached the end of a Hot Wheels Ramp. I like how the driver applied their brakes mid-air. Thankfully, nobody was seriously injured in the incident, a testament to the safety of modern vehicles. Still, if I were Kia I’d use this video in a commercial. Farmers Insurance too.