This is a compilation video of cats working out. Or, in some cases, at least looking like they’re exercising. My cats? My cats don’t ever look like they’re exercising, except EXERCISING MY LAST NERVE. Just kidding, they’re perfect in every way. Except for the turds in the bathtub this morning.

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— UOldGuy🇨🇦 (@UOldguy) February 28, 2023

This is a video of a man on a knee scooter following minor foot surgery trying to make a turn around the rear of a vehicle at high speed (possibly a drifting attempt), and taking a spill in the driveway. I wish I was this dude’s neighbor, I would have laughed so hard. Then sprayed him with my garden hose while he was down. Obviously, this is the guy you want to compete against in any sort of race, because he has almost no balance. Plus, you know, he’s on a knee scooter. If he starts beating you just take out his other leg.

This is a video of pet otter Kotaro carrying his favorite toy around the house in one hand (seen here two-handing it during a break), including UP THE STAIRS. Impressive! Me? I can’t carry a mug of coffee up the stairs without spilling it all over the carpet to save my life, which might explain why it looks like someone ran up the stairs emergency pooping. It’s just coffee though, I swear. Mostly coffee.

This is a video captured by the residents of a 21st story apartment in San Francisco, who witnessed their sofa fly off the balcony and attempt a half-hearted trip to Oz during high winds. Unfortunately for it, it only makes it as far as the road below. Fortunately for locals, nobody got Wicked Witch Of The Easted.

This is a video of a skydiver trying to remain as motionless as possible while she plummets towards earth, filmed upside-down so she appears to be falling up. She does a great job, especially considering the air resistance. That air can be RESISTANT. But nowhere near as resistant as my girlfriend is at trying something new on a menu. IT’S CAESAR SALADS FOR LIFE.

Because Jeff Bezos demands it, this is a video of an Amazon delivery driver attempting to make a delivery during a police standoff at a residence in Raleigh, North Carolina. Normally you’d think somebody this high would try to avoid the police. Me? I would have thrown the package from the street and tried to get a picture of it mid-air before police shot it, but that’s just me and I’ve got STYLE. What I don’t have is a delivery job anymore.