This is a video captured by the residents of a 21st story apartment in San Francisco, who witnessed their sofa fly off the balcony and attempt a half-hearted trip to Oz during high winds. Unfortunately for it, it only makes it as far as the road below. Fortunately for locals, nobody got Wicked Witch Of The Easted.

This is a video of a skydiver trying to remain as motionless as possible while she plummets towards earth, filmed upside-down so she appears to be falling up. She does a great job, especially considering the air resistance. That air can be RESISTANT. But nowhere near as resistant as my girlfriend is at trying something new on a menu. IT’S CAESAR SALADS FOR LIFE.

Because Jeff Bezos demands it, this is a video of an Amazon delivery driver attempting to make a delivery during a police standoff at a residence in Raleigh, North Carolina. Normally you’d think somebody this high would try to avoid the police. Me? I would have thrown the package from the street and tried to get a picture of it mid-air before police shot it, but that’s just me and I’ve got STYLE. What I don’t have is a delivery job anymore.

This is a first person POV video of a trip riding shotgun with the conductor along the steep cogwheel train that summits Switzerland’s Mount Pilatus in the Alps. I’m pretty sure I rode that same train in God of War Ragnarök. It made me nervous then, and it still makes me nervous now. Now where’s the bar car, I’m going to need a drink if I’m going to deal with this. “You’re watching a video on your laptop.” It’s an immersive experience!

Edited together by Casper Langbak of CLS Videos, this is an emotive supercut of the closing shots from 120 different movies, artfully arranged and set to Kate Bush’s ‘Cloudbursting’. Well, I guess I don’t have to watch any of those 120 movies that I haven’t seen already. If you’re interested in all the movies used, you can find a list of them all in the order they appear HERE. How many of the 120 have you seen? I’ve only seen 27, but I’m not much of a movie buff. *flexing* As you can see, I’m not much of a fitness buff either.

This is a video of pro inline skater Ilia Savosin strapping wheeled office chair bases to his feet and hitting an indoor skate park to show off his skills. And what skills he has! I didn’t expect much, but he delivered so much more. Always a pleasant surprise, especially when it’s DoorDash. And if two office chairs go missing from my office this Friday, we don’t know each other.

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