Because dream it (and with enough know-how, money, and luck), you can achieve it, this is a video of Youtuber Ideal Idea constructing an icosahedron (20-sided polygon) infinity mirror terrarium. How about that! No matter where you look it’s green with plant life! Me? I’m a huge fan of terrariums because I raise exotic plants, so I can really appreciate this. Am I suggesting I can appreciate it more than you? Yes. Does that make me better than you? Only in my own deluded mind.

This is a video of Polish MMA fighter and loose cannon Amadeusz ‘Ferrari’ Roslik sucker punching Youtuber Sadek while Sadek spoke with Monika Laskowska about him during an interview. Apparently Roslik has a history of unsportsmanlike conduct (I’m as shocked as you are) and has been reprimanded it for it in the past. Yet here he is. Also, I’m not sure what tough guy needs to hear this, but sucker punches are for suckers. If I’m going to punch somebody, I’m going to give them fair warning before I do it. Then wind up my arm like Popeye before sending them over the moon. Or completely missing and getting all my teeth scattered across the floor like a broken vase. Either way, at least I was gentleman about it.

This is a video from Insider (previously) of marine biologist and shark scientist Amani Webber-Schultz rating ten different shark attacks (and shark scenes in general) from movies and TV shows based on their realism, dropping tons of shark knowledge in the water along the way like chum. Contestants include Jaws, The Shallows, Finding Nemo, and more. I learned a lot by watching it. Mostly, that we should fill all the world’s oceans with quick-drying concrete to prevent any further shark attacks, and whoever thought of trying to use plastic instead was an idiot.

This is a video reimagining The Legend Of Zelda as a first-person virtual reality game. It looks amazing, and I would play it. I would play it SO HARD. I remember when the game originally came out and I couldn’t beat the second dungeon I went to school and a friend told me you have to feed the Dodongo bombs to defeat it. That was the closest thing I had to internet back then — asking Cliff Stewart at school the next day. Those were simpler times.

Keep going for the video. And, obviously, nobody tell Nintendo about this or we’ll never be able to download it illegally off Napster.

This is a timelapse video of a skinned watermelon speeding from beautiful Picnictown to Puke City, USA over the course of two minutes. In real-time Youtuber Photo Owl Time Lapse let nature take its course over 33 days, with most of the decomposition happening by day six, and the melon nearly reaching its final form by day 17. Wow, I can safely say I’ll never be able to look at a watermelon the same way again. And to think I just started eating them again after learning that whole “a watermelon will grow inside you if you eat the seeds” thing was a lie perpetuated by my uncle using pregnant women at the cookout as props.

Because this is the internet and the internet’s job is showing you things you didn’t know you needed to see and would have been fine not, this is a video of Furry Fritz the cat lapping up milk from a glass table, as viewed from below. That tongue is wild! Maybe not as wild as my tongue, but the doctors were shocked to see it was forked when I was born. Does that mean I’m a demonspawn? Of course not. “How do you explain the barbed tail?” Evolution. Devolution? Dance Dance Revolution!

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