18-Wheeler Stops On A Dime To Avoid Destroying Minivan

18-Wheeler Stops On A Dime To Avoid Destroying Minivan

This is a video of a trucker impressively stopping his vehicle in very short order to avoid plowing into a terrible minivan driver, who apparently thought oncoming traffic had a stop sign, or is blind. I like how the truck driver gets out and throws his hands up in the air to let the other driver know they should be dead right now. A powerful statement. Gave me goosebumps just watching and now my nipples could cut diamonds so if anybody needs a custom engagement ring now’s the time.

Thanks to my dad, who agrees defensive driving is the only kind of driving with all the idiots out on the road.

Destroying Things With A 400MPH Rocket Knife

Destroying Things With A 400MPH Rocket Knife

Because some people have all the fun, this is a video of Youtuber The Backyard Scientist destroying things with a 400MPH rocket powered slicing warhead he constructed from six kitchen knives. Is this actually science? Yes, and the best kind: the DANGEROUS kind. *twirling tips of evil villain mustache* Yessss, yessss — I’m getting excited about my own experiments just thinking about it.

Keep going for the video, the really good stuff starts around 8:55.

Hands-Free Bike With No Handlebars, Front Wheel

Hands-Free Bike With No Handlebars, Front Wheel

Modded by Youtuber BigWR, this bicycle (I don’t think it’s actually a bicycle anymore, it looks like a unicycle with training wheels) ditches the handlebars and front wheel, replacing them with two tiny skateboard wheels instead. I like how he rides with his hands in his pockets so he’ll have to catch himself with his head if he falls — that’s hardcore. Steering is accomplished by leaning, and there’s a brake right below the seat in the event you start going too fast. Personally, I feel like any speed on this bike is too fast, and I wouldn’t be caught dead on it. No, I’ll likely be caught dead on the pavement beside it, probably under a truck.

Ace Ventura Edited Into The Witcher III: Wild Hunt, Cyberpunk 2077

Ace Ventura Edited Into The Witcher III: Wild Hunt, Cyberpunk 2077

These are a couple mashup videos created by Youtuber eli_handle_b.wav inserting Jim Carrey’s Ace Ventura into The Witcher III: Wild Hunt (one of the best games of all time) and Cyberpunk 2077 (I started it but never fishined). They’re worth a watch, especially if you’ve played the games. And if you haven’t played the games, they’re probably still worth a watch. I mean anything is better than working, right?

Mountain Biker Accidentally Chases Bear Down Trail, Falls Off Bike

Mountain Biker Accidentally Chases Bear Down Trail, Falls Off Bike

This is some helmetcam footage from a mountain biker who unknowingly begins chasing a bear down the trail he’s on, with the bear hauling ass to get away from the wheeled demon behind it. Then he crashes his bike, presumably giving the bear time to set up an ambush further down the trail to exact its revenge on this poor bastard for the Goldilocks incident. Ten bucks says this camera was found by a hiker in a pile of bear poop. I mean have you seen that Cocaine Bear trailer?

Keep going for the video, as well as the trailer for Cocaine Bear because bears.

New Super Mario Bros. Movie Gets Official Full-Length Trailer

New Super Mario Bros. Movie Gets Official Full-Length Trailer

Clearly not heeding my advice that Mario needs a complete character redesign (voice especially) like they did Sonic, Nintendo and Illumination just released a full-length trailer for The Super Mario Bros. Movie. Admittedly, it looks more promising than I anticipated. Maybe Nintendo is onto something with the whole Mario thing here. Could prove lucrative. Still, nothing will ever top the 1993 movie. I mean I have the movie poster tattooed on my leg. Granted it looks awful because I made the tattoo artist wear a Power Glove when he did it, but that just makes it better in my opinion, and my opinion is the only one that matter. Dump him, he’s garbage!