Modded by Youtuber BigWR, this bicycle (I don’t think it’s actually a bicycle anymore, it looks like a unicycle with training wheels) ditches the handlebars and front wheel, replacing them with two tiny skateboard wheels instead. I like how he rides with his hands in his pockets so he’ll have to catch himself with his head if he falls — that’s hardcore. Steering is accomplished by leaning, and there’s a brake right below the seat in the event you start going too fast. Personally, I feel like any speed on this bike is too fast, and I wouldn’t be caught dead on it. No, I’ll likely be caught dead on the pavement beside it, probably under a truck.

These are a couple mashup videos created by Youtuber eli_handle_b.wav inserting Jim Carrey’s Ace Ventura into The Witcher III: Wild Hunt (one of the best games of all time) and Cyberpunk 2077 (I started it but never fishined). They’re worth a watch, especially if you’ve played the games. And if you haven’t played the games, they’re probably still worth a watch. I mean anything is better than working, right?

This is some helmetcam footage from a mountain biker who unknowingly begins chasing a bear down the trail he’s on, with the bear hauling ass to get away from the wheeled demon behind it. Then he crashes his bike, presumably giving the bear time to set up an ambush further down the trail to exact its revenge on this poor bastard for the Goldilocks incident. Ten bucks says this camera was found by a hiker in a pile of bear poop. I mean have you seen that Cocaine Bear trailer?

Keep going for the video, as well as the trailer for Cocaine Bear because bears.

Clearly not heeding my advice that Mario needs a complete character redesign (voice especially) like they did Sonic, Nintendo and Illumination just released a full-length trailer for The Super Mario Bros. Movie. Admittedly, it looks more promising than I anticipated. Maybe Nintendo is onto something with the whole Mario thing here. Could prove lucrative. Still, nothing will ever top the 1993 movie. I mean I have the movie poster tattooed on my leg. Granted it looks awful because I made the tattoo artist wear a Power Glove when he did it, but that just makes it better in my opinion, and my opinion is the only one that matter. Dump him, he’s garbage!

Meet Flossie, a tortoiseshell cat from Orpington, England, who, just ahead of her 27th birthday, has been recognized as the world’s oldest living cat. Not bad, Flossie, but if you plan on taking the oldest cat in the world record you better still have plenty of years left in you, because Creme Puff, who passed in 2005, lived to be — wait for it — 38 and three days! That’s 168 in human years! Could you imagine being 168 years old? I mean I can because I was 168 once, but my circumstances are a little different. “The whole undead warlock thing again?” IT’S WHO I AM, and I’m not ashamed to admit it.

This is ‘In Your Imagination’, a song created by melodysheep (aka John D. Boswell) for PBS Digital Studios using clips from Reading Rainbow . Honestly, I didn’t expect much, but I was happily surprised. It’s like thinking you won’t win anything on that lotto scratcher you bought after a few beers, but winning twenty bucks. Then looking at it again sober the next day and realizing no, you definitely didn’t win anything. Except in this example the happy surprise ends before the next morning, when you still thought you won that twenty dollars. It’s like that. A wonderful feeling.

Keep going for the video, the part where the kids sing what they’d invent if they could invent anything was my favorite part (at 2:00).