Because elephants are far more kind and considerate that humans, this is a video of a pachyderm deftly picking up and returning a child’s shoe that was dropped inside its enclosure at a Chinese zoo. How about that! It’s given some grass for its trouble, which I’m sure was much appreciated. You try giving me grass as a reward and I’ll fight you. Apparently elephants love it though. Rabbits too. Humping lightning-fast as well. Rabbits, not elephants. Somebody get me a show on Animal Planet.

Thanks to JustA, who agrees earth would be a mucher better place if elephants ruled the world.

This is a video of a dinner table for eight being set with the help of a large spinning glass platter in the center. Is this the most practical way to set a table? I guess that depends on how many plates you’re cool with me breaking spinning the platter too fast. Because by the time I’m done these fine diners are going to be eating off paper plates.

Make My Drive Fun is an interactive map that suggests “interesting sights, landmarks, and oddities” for any roadtrip. Just input a starting point and destination, and viola, you’re on your way to see the world’s largest peanut/ball of yarn. That’s fun. Remember: life is about the journey, not the destination. Because the destination is death, just to be perfectly clear.

This is a video from Youtuber Animagraffs detailing what every button, switch, knob, screen, lever, and control device in a modern airliner cockpit does. SPOILER: nothing, they’re all just for show and were specifically designed to convince passengers that airplanes are flown via complex technology and not the fact there’s a wizard tied up in the cargo hold being forced to perform magic. I’m on to you, FAA!

This is a video of Joy Division’s bassist Peter Hook recently performing the band’s iconic ‘Love Will Tear Us Apart’ at the O2 Apollo in their hometown of Manchester, England. It’s worth a watch, complete with audience solos. You know, I have had love tear relationships apart in the past. I’ve also had forgetting birthdays/anniversaries and credit card receipts from strip clubs end relationships. They shouldn’t even give receipts. I blame The Bounce House for that one.

Keep going for this cover, as well as the official music video.

This is a compilation video of foodie feline brothers Frankie and Theo racing to their bowls whenever they hear the automatic feeder drop some kibble. Clearly, they take their food seriously. My cat SpaghettiO? She takes her food so seriously she wouldn’t ever leave her bowl to need to race back to it, she’d just be ready. She’s….plump. *hiss* She’s thick-furred.