This is a first person point of view video of a driver in a 1,250HP twin turbo Lamborghini Huracan hitting its top speed of 358km/h (222MPH) on the Autobahn. It’s terrifying to watch. At least for me it was, I don’t feel comfortable doing anything over 55MPH. I don’t care if the speed limit is 70MPH, honk all you want I’m doing 45MPH in the left lane.

Keep going for the video, which should auto-start at the good stuff around 8:10.

This is a video of a little tyke dropping what I assume is a $14 hotdog at a recent Detroit Tigers vs Chicago White Sox baseball game and performing a classic head slap as a result. I feel you, little guy. If I had a nickel for every time I’ve dropped a hot dog, I’d be rich right now. And if I had another nickel for every time I picked up that hot dog and ate it no matter how disgusting the floor was, I’d have double the nickels plus a couple extra bucks from everyone else’s dropped hot dogs that I’ve eaten.

In how to ruin a date news, this is some footage from an escape room in Germany where a guy sacrifices his girlfriend to a ghoul in order to save himself. How noble of him. He does realize escape rooms don’t hire real ghouls, right? Like that was just a person in a costume and makeup. Still, to his credit, he did manage to escape. The room AND his relationship. Hell of a way to break up.

@escapegame.augsburg it don't think their relationship survived this one 🤣 #fyp #augsburgcity #augsburg #escape #escaperoom ♬ original sound – Golden Stables

Thanks to my dad, who agrees self-preservation is strong with this one. Heroism not so much.

This is a video of a daredevil leaping off a tall bridge into the water of the gorge below and doing a bit of airwalking on the way down. That’s fun. For him — that looks terrifying to me. I don’t care if my middle name is Hite, I’m scared of them. Heights and ghosts, but that’s it.

Seen here looking like a guy that used to hang out on my street corner in LA that I’d always take the long-way around, this is a video of Malcolm In The Middle star Bryan Cranston discussing how he and Breaking Bad (is it any good?) co-star Aaron Paul started their own mezcal brand, Dos Hombres. It makes sense if you think about it. I mean if you can cook the best meth in New Mexico surely you can also brew a decent agave fighting potion. It’s just unfortunate they didn’t decide to include a chunk of blue meth at the bottom of the bottle as an updated take on the classic worm.

This is a video of Nick Offerman playing ‘Smell That Wood’ with Amy Poehler to promote Season 3 of NBC’s ‘Making It’, in which woodworkers compete in various challenges to prove who’s the goodest with the woodest. In the video, Nick is tasked with identifying different woods based on their scent alone (although he is allowed to hold the wood, so he may be able to gather clues from grain and texture as well). He does a good job. Me? I could probably do an equally impressive job, and *putting on blindfold* I don’t even need to touch or smell it to know the first wood you’re going to try to get me to identify is a penis.