This is another compilation video created by Trekkie John DiMarco (previously), this time assembling all the live long and prospers and Vulcan salutes seen in the franchise, from The Original Series to Prodigy. Interesting, apparently there was no living long or prospering in Deep Space 9. Or for any red shirts in any of the series. Personally, if I were a red shirt I would have torn that shirt off and taken my chances running around bare chested yelling “I’m an alien love making machine sent from the future to pleasure the galaxy!” but that’s where Gene Roddenberry and I never saw eye to eye.

This is a video of a Gilbert, Arizona poodle out for a Sunday drive and living its best life riding shotgun in an old Lexus SC 430, letting the wind shape its mane like a rocket in a wind tunnel. Live your best life — that’s the message here. We only get one, you might as well make it the absolute best you can. TL;DR I just bought a convertible. “Mid life crisis?” Realistically more like 9/10ths life crisis.

@rachelbentleyy Casual Sunday afternoon drive #dogsofttiktok #convertible #fyp #funny #ridingdirty #arizona #gilbertaz #doglife ♬ original sound – ✨Just vibe✨

Note: TikTok video HERE in case the embed doesn’t work for you.

Thanks to JustA, who usually drives (making me the dog) while I copilot and answer any questions we have by looking them up on my phone.

This is a video of Slow Mo Guys Gav and Dan shooting a Newton’s Cradle desktop physics toy and filming the action in ultra slow motion. The resulting footage may surprise you, especially if you expected to see anything but a Newton’s Cradle getting shot in ultra-slow motion. No bikini babes and hunks here! A shame, I know. Anyway, because the ball bearings are significantly harder than the bullet, the bullet shatters on impact, with the Newton’s Cradle eventually sent flying as a result of the impact. Science! Science? I don’t know, maybe just shooting stuff.

KEep going for the video, but skip to 9:40 unless you plan on living forever.

This will probably be the last time I post this because I’m currently sitting at the last rest stop/bar before a long space journey, but if you want to contribute some gas money to keep this spaceship afloat as we cruise through the vastness of space and internet, you can contribute to the site’s Patreon HERE or make a one-time donation for snacks and boner pills (I use them to stay awake) via Paypal at [email protected]. Just remember, if we run out of fuel halfway to the next galaxy and I have to start offering aliens favors in exchange for gas money, that’s on you, and I’ll remind you about it every chance I get while wiping my hands on your shirt. Thanks for all your help, now let’s go press all the red buttons in the cockpit!

You know what your underwear drawer has been missing? A nudie magazine tucked away at the bottom. Also: a pair of inflatable beach ball underwear. Thankfully, Etsy seller CandyCoatedSqueaks has you covered with these made-to-order Inflatable PVC Plastic Beach Ball Underwear/Shorts. The beach ballers, presumably made to satisfy some sort of fetish I want no part of, start at $138, but jump to $178 for a reinforced outer, and $218 for reinforced inner AND outer, which you’re probably going to need if you’re going to get as kinky as these underwear demand. Still, that’s pretty pricey for a pair of beach ball underwear. If I were you I’d just buy a regular beach ball, poke waist and leg holes in it, then lay in bed and tell your girlfriend to pretend she’s spiking a beach volleyball.

keep going for several more shots, including one of what it looks like standing in the bathroom after removing your beach ball underwear. And yes, that’s a man in a bodysuit, not a mannequin.

This is a timelapse video documenting the manufacture of a Porsche 911 GT3 from Porsche’s Exclusive Manufaktur division. The car takes two days to build, with more than 1,500 employees involved with fitting the vehicle with all its components. The Porsche GT3 starts at $161,100, although a custom paint color like this one’s bronze gold metallic will set you back an additional $12,830. Can you even imagine being able to comfortably drop almost $200,000 on a car? I can’t even fathom not having to beg my mom for a ride to the mall.