This is a video of a man on Antiques Roadshow finding out what the value of his 1963 Avengers #1 and #2 comics are worth. The appraiser estimates #2 is worth around $450 – $550, but the first edition is somewhere between $4,000 – $6,000, for a total of $4,450 – $6,550 in 2015. Now, thanks to ever-increasing interest in the franchise as a result of all the movies, they’re estimated to have increased to around $6,500 – $9,000. Per the lucky bastard:

“No way! You are kidding me. In that condition? Wow! My mom is going to freak out! I cannot believe that she kept them all these years! She is totally not going to believe this story! Seriously! Wow! Oh my gosh it is unbelievable, that is amazing, I don’t even want to touch them now. Mom, you did good!

Listen bro, I’ll give you $40 for the both of them. And — AND — I’ll even sweeten the pot by promising to stop making fun of you in math class to deflect from my own stupidity. Just think about it: $40 in your pocket, or a lifetime of swirlies and wedgies — it’s your choice.

This is a video of a man tossing another pack of roofing shingles on an already respectable pile when the added weight is just too much for the old deck to withstand, and it collapses, swallowing the man and tiles along with it. So, if you’re ever looking for an excuse not to reshingle your home, just watch this video and ask yourself, do you really want to rebuild a deck too?

@bigtuck40

♬ original sound – Dylan

Note: Video is HERE in case the TikTok embed doesn’t work for you.

Thanks again to JustA, who agrees he probably should have built the new deck first, and reshingled the home second. *shrug* You live and learn. Or die and don’t have to do either.

Because cats say the darndest things (and poop under the bed), this is a video of a southern gentleman cat greeting its owner from around the corner of the fridge with a “Well hi!” before proceeding to lick itself. You know, it’s nice to see the cat in such high spirits considering it’s clearly on house arrest and has to wear an ankle monitor around its neck after getting arrested driving high as shit on catnip.

Keep going for the original video, as well as one with western soundtrack and cowboy hat added like it deserves.

Thanks to JustA, who agrees it would be awesome if our dogs could talk, although they’d probably just yell TREATS TREATS OUTSIDE TREATS POOP TREATS OUTSIDE TREATS POOP like I imagine they’re barking now.

This is a video of a skateboarder attempting a a 360 flip off the sidewalk, but slipping the landing and his board flying out into the street, where a van grabs the board with a back tire and fails miserably to even do an ollie. Thankfully, the skateboarder manages to get his board back and is able to successfully complete the trick (despite the wheels being damaged) before almost thrashing his family jewels on a bike rack. Man, I fell on a rail rollerblading once. Like a week ago. My poor nuts…I had to start wearing chaps just so people would stop asking why I’m walking like a cowboy.

This is a video from the AMC 16 Burbank in (you guessed it!) sunny Burbank, California where the projector broke and A/C went out during a showing of ‘The Lost City’ and stand-up comic (and physic medium) Tiffany King accepted her 8-year old daughter’s dare to start performing a stand-up set/variety show for the audience. King, who also runs Momic Productions (which supports women in the arts), said she took the dare to make her daughter smile and entertain the increasingly restless crowd. Hey, at least she didn’t get any popcorn thrown at her. I always get popcorn thrown at me, a lot of the time not even in theaters. Where the hell is all this popcorn coming from? And the Runts! Those things hurt. Thank you, thank you, I’m here all week, tip your waitress, try the veal.

all hell broke loose at the AMC Burbank 16 last night pic.twitter.com/Q6sTXPSxI5

— charley damski (@sorry__charley) March 24, 2022

In yet another follow up to the kid whose truck was knocked over and spun around by a tornado before he was able to drive off, Bruce Lowrie Chevrolet in Fort Worth, Texas announced it’s gifting 16-year old Riley Leon a new 2022 Chevy Silverado to replace the one that elevator to Oz destroyed. Apparently Riley had been on his way home from a job interview at Whataburger when the tornado struck, and he “honestly didn’t know what to do, to grab onto the steering wheel or to start praying.” Thankfully, the 11th grader survived the ordeal with only scrapes to his arms, and will be driving his new Silverado when he starts work at Whataburger on Monday. Happy endings! Now listen closely, Riley, this is important: I need you to overnight me one of those new limited time only Dr. Pepper milkshakes.

Thanks to my dad, who’s actually downstairs as I write this because my parents came to visit for a couple weeks. We are going to do so many puzzles!