Man Creates Giant 9-Pound Sticky Hand Toy
Best known for leaving oily marks all over the walls and getting me in trouble, sticky hands are classic 25¢ vending machine (probably $1 now) toys that don’t taste anywhere as good as they look, and I’ve tried every color. In this video, Youtuber Nate from the Internet melts 1,000 of the tiny hands to mold a massive 9-pound version and puts it to the test. That’s cool, but can you use it as a sex toy? That was rhetorical, everything is a sex toy if you’re brave enough and have an open-minded partner.
Basketball Player Uses Opponent’s Back For Assist On 3-Pointer
This is a short clip of New York Knicks player Josh Hart using the back of Celtics opponent Jrue Holiday for a 3-point assist after committing to a jump shot and realizing he’d get an up-and-down traveling call if he didn’t do something with the ball. So he bounces his off Holiday’s back, retakes the shot without Holiday guarding, and sinks the three. Unfortunately, the Knicks still lost the game 98-114, because, despite my regular and progressively angrier emails to the commissioner of the NBA, style points are never awarded but should be.
What in the hell did Josh Hart just do pic.twitter.com/85uV1MBuKO
— The Knicks Wall (@TheKnicksWall) November 14, 2023
Timelapse Of Pine Cone Seed Growing Into Tiny Tree Over 300 Days
Pine trees: it seems like a lot of people have them in their houses this time of year. And to celebrate the evergreen, this is a video from Youtuber Boxlapse of a single seed from a stone pine cone (not your typical Christmas tree) growing into a small, phallic tree over the course of 300 days. Nature! Granted you won’t be able to fit very many presents under a tree so small, but you weren’t really that good this year, were you?
Massive Amount Of Tumbleweeds Attack Neighborhood In Montana
In what is arguable the most exciting thing to come out of Montana since the dinosaurs, this is a video of a gang of tumbleweeds that attacked a neighborhood in Great Falls, piling up against houses trying to get in. Quick — lock the doors and bar the windows, honey, they’re gathering on the lawn! “You do it.” But I’m playing video games!
Australian Magpie Trio Perform Impromptu Experimental Noise Concert
This is a video of Australian magpies R2-D2, Baldy, and Mrs. R2 singing to produce what can only be described as a terrible sound. It’s like electronic distortion. When they sing individually they actually sound pleasant, but when they get the whole band together it’s just a cacophony. That said, I’ve gone to see friends’ bands that were ten times worse. I’m actually supposed to go see one this weekend, and I’ve been begging sniffling coworkers to cough in my mouth all morning so I get sick and can’t make it.
Man’s Ultra Impressive Dancing Shadow Puppet Skills
This is a video demonstration of artist Ace Philip José Galit (aka boomshadowace) and his magic fingers, which he can pretty much turn into anything in shadow form with some very basic accessories like cut paper. In the clip, he makes Beyonce dance to ‘Single Ladies,’ Michael Jackson moonwalk to ‘Billy Jean,’ and faces sing and morph into other characters. That’s cool, but nobody is better at the detachable thumb trick than me. I’ve heard grown adults actually gasp before. If I’d added some ketchup they probably would have fainted!
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Thanks to JustA, who knows what I like, and I like magic fingers.