This is a video of DJ Dom Whiting (come on — not DJ Spokey Dokey?) doing his thing while riding his bike and livestreaming the performance over the internet for anybody who’s regularly as bored as I am. That’s cool. One time I tried riding my bike without holding onto the handlebars and immediately crashed into a neighbor’s yard and bent a rim. I also bruised my ego because half the neighborhood was watching. In hindsight I do regret telling them all gather on their porches to witness the bunnyhop of the century.

The bucket: we’re all going to kick it eventually. Well, you are, I’m– “You’re not an undead warlock.” I SAW ROME BUILT. But enough about it actually taking two days, this is a video from Overwords, a segment from PBS’s Storied featuring Dr. Erica Brozovsky taking us on a tour of 60 different euphemisms for death and where the expressions came from. I learned a lot by watching it. Granted nothing that will ever pay dividends unless I’m on Jeopardy! and don’t freeze under the pressure, but still, knowledge is power and I have enough commercial jingles in my head to power a small hamlet.

Staking your camping tent: it’s for people who don’t believe in a tent’s right to be free and take flight should it choose to. And this is a video of a bunch of tent’s rights activists in China celebrating National Day atop Wugong Mountain in Pingxiang and letting their tents take to the sky in spectacular fashion. At first I thought they were kites. They’re not kites though, they’re tents. Free tents. *wiping tear* What a beautiful sight.

Thanks to my dad, who’s currently visiting and watching me type this right now.

Because nature is a trip, this is a video of a drone flight down Venezuela’s Angel Falls, the world’s tallest uninterrupted waterfall with a height of 979 meters (3,212 ft) and a plunge of 807 meters (2,648 ft). Now that is a serious waterfall. For comparison, I once stood on the sink and peed in the toilet. Well, mostly in the toilet, a little in the shower and a lot on the floor.

This is an ASMR (autonomous sensory meridian response) video of Rocky the tortoise eating some strawberry, blueberry, broccoli and pumpkin. They got the mics right up in there too for maximum hi-def audio. He is chompin’! You think he’s training for his race against the hare? In my mind he is. In my mind he’s also friends with the ninja turtles, despite the fact they regularly disagree on pizza toppings. My mind…is garbage.

One-upping your neighbors: it’s the reason exterior holiday decorations were invented in the first place. And to take home the coveted golden candy pail award this year is a projection mapped display from Seasoned Projections featuring the original Ghostbusters. Now that — that is next level. My decorations? My decorations are last level. Or, to be more specific, last year’s Christmas decorations I never took down. *shrug* Even a broken clock is right twice a day.