This is a video of a recent episode of The Price Is Right (which everyone has fond memories of staying home and watching when they were sick as a child), where a contestant loses at spinning the big wheel, then can’t seem to find the stage’s exit. I like how she even tries to squeeze between two pieces of set design, like that’s what they expect contestants to do. Personally, I would have run through a wall, but that’s just me and I learned everything I need to know in middle school, and I had the Kool-Aid Man for homeroom.

@pilotboy1985 #FYP #TPIR ♬ original sound – Christopher Ward

Thanks to JustA, who agrees she should have just asked Drew for directions.

Because nature is awesome, these are several videos of Oakland, California Instagram/TikTok user birdperson666 feeding his hummingbird friend Hector from a custom feeder he made (and sells at birdperson666.com for $16.66 so you can summon your own tiny demonic friend) If I’m not mistaken, I believe that’s an Anna’s Hummingbird. What a trip it must be to see one so close up. And perch on your finger! I’m jealous. Of a lot of people for a lot of different reasons, and the very unlikely birdperson666 just made my list.

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These are a couple compilation videos of cakes that look like appliances, clothes and other food being cut to reveal their secret cakey interiors. All the cakes featured in the videos were crafted by cake artist Tuba Geçkil and company of Red Rose Cake Studio in Istanbul, Turkey. Now those are some impressive cakes. Now you can call me old fashioned, but I still prefer my cakes the same way I did at my fifth birthday party: eaten off the floor with my hands right beside my best friend, the dog.

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Haha! Know what it is? I bet you do, you’re a smart cookie. Not the best tasting, but smart. You know, I actually bought two boxes of Girl Scout Cookies yesterday: one box of Somoas (aka Caramel deLites), and one box of the new Adventurfuls (delicious), and now I have nothing to show for them but two empty boxes and a longing for more. I guess I’ll head out at lunch to see if the troop is set up in front of the grocery store again, then go apeshit and start throwing shopping carts around when they aren’t because it isn’t the weekend. My hanger puts even the Hulk to shame. “He once pushed over all the grocery store shelves like dominos because they were out of his favorite peanut butter.” Who runs out of Skippy?!

Thanks to Jocelyn, who agrees Pat should retire already.

This is a video of a young runner demonstrating the worst way to start a race, first by falling on her face, then by falling on her hands, then by taking off like a duck while the woman filming asks if she’s okay. Was that her mom? I like how this video made its way online. That’s a mother’s love right there. She can’t understand why an email didn’t go through just because she got one letter in the email address wrong, yet still manages to upload your most embarrassing moment to the internet.

@therealnovaakan3

It’s tough out here 😭😭😭

♬ Love Letter – Novaakan3

Thanks again to JustA, who agrees she should have just turned around and started green and red shelling the racers as they came around the final turn.

Filed under oldies but goodies, this is a video from the funeral of Irishman Nicholas ‘Nicky’ Noonan (NNN), where Nicky had a recording played from the casket that makes it appear as if he’s not dead, but just trapped in the casket. Good times. It’s nice to know he left this world with his sense of humor intact. Of course if this were my funeral I would have risen from the grave and started attacking grievers, but that’s just me and I’m– “Don’t even say it, you’re not an undead warlock.” Oh really? Would a non-undead warlock be able to do THIS? *performs detachable thumb trick* You can apologize as soon as you’re done swallowing that pride.

Thanks to JustA, who agrees when it’s your time to go, try to go in style.