Bag Of Extra Fermented Wine Explodes Violently

Bag Of Extra Fermented Wine Explodes Violently

Note: Potential jump-scare, make sure to be taking a sip of something while you watch.

These are several short TikTok videos from user donnysmokes4 (and apparently drinks4 too) of a bag of wine violently exploding like somebody just called its mom a sour grape. That must have been fun to clean up. Per the woman you can hear in the second video: “That’s exactly what I knew was going to happen.” Presumably she’s the one in the house with the most sense. Just not the sense of adventure. That award goes to the two idiots filming themselves opening a bag of dynamite wine.

Keep going for three different videos, two of the explosion from different angles, and one of the wine-stained aftermath.

@donnysmokes4 so this happened #waitforit #fyp #viral #funny #fypシ #memes #original ♬ original sound – Donny

@donnysmokes4 2nd angle #waitforit #fyp #viral #funny #fypシ #memes #original ♬ original sound – Donny

@donnysmokes4 Part 2 of the wine explosion #waitforit #explanation #fyp #viral #funny #fypシ #memes #original ♬ original sound – Donny

Thanks again to JustA, who agrees that kitchen needed a remodel anyways.

12-Year Old Crushes Rush’s ‘Tom Sawyer’ On Drums

12-Year Old Crushes Rush's 'Tom Sawyer' On Drums

This is a video of 12-year old British-Zulu drummer Nandi Bushell covering Neil Peart’s percussion on Rush’s ‘Tom Sawyer’ like she can do this in her sleep. For reference, I can’t do anything in my sleep except have terrifyingly realistic nightmares and accidentally (but thankfully) farting myself awake. Per Nandi:

This one is for you Professor Peart. I wanted to try a @rush song that would really challenge me. I watched an interview where the Professor said Tom Sawyer ‘remains so difficult to play’. So I thought I would give it a try. It’s actually really fun to play. I really hope I have done the song justice, Professor Pearts’ playing is incredible. I hope I got the strength and smoothness balance right. I have a new found love for RUSH now too!

Very nice. You know I was going to perform ‘Tom Sawyer’ on drums in Rock Band but the rest of my bandmates kicked me out of the group before I ever got the chance. I guess that’s what you get for being too big a rockstar. “He made us fail every song before we ever got to a chorus.” Well it’s not my fault the game scores for accuracy and not theatrics.

Holy Smokes!: Crash Causes Go-Kart To Perform Midair Flip

Holy Smokes!: Crash Causes Go-Kart To Perform Midair Flip

This is a very short but very exciting video of two go-karters going for gold when a collision causes one of them to smack a wall and perform an unexpected airborne flip with a twist. I like how they had their leg extended the whole time — that’s how you earn bonus style points. Also, I can see now while they put roll bars on go-karts, because that kid looks like he just got hit by a blue shell.

Thanks to JustA, who agrees this is an almost sure-fire strategy for securing last place in a race.

Zoo Hires Marvin Gaye Impersonator In Attempt To Encourage Monkeys To Breed

Zoo Hires Marvin Gaye Impersonator In Attempt To Encourage Monkeys To Breed

Because you don’t know until you try, the Trentham Monkey Forest in Stafford, England hired Marvin Gaye impersonator David Largie to sing to their endangered Barbary macaques in an attempt to get them in the mood for loving>/a>. I mean we are both primates, what works for humans must work for monkeys, right? It’s practically foolproof. Per park director Matt Lovatt:

We thought it could be a creative way to encourage our females to show a little affection to males that might not have been so lucky in love. Females in season mate with several males so paternity amongst our furry residents is never known. Each birth is vital to the species with Barbary macaques being classed as endangered.

Birthing season occurs in late spring/early summer each year, so hopefully Marvin’s done his magic and we can welcome some new babies!”

Hey, it’s worth a shot. I don’t know about you, but it definitely worked for me. Just watching the short video I found myself so amorous I called my girlfriend to see if she wants to meet at home on our lunch breaks to, well…you know. “Slam a Lunchable and some juice boxes.” Terrible food is our love language.

The Evolution Of Star Trek’s Transporter Effects Through The Years

The Evolution Of Star Trek's Transporter Effects Through The Years

This is a video edited together by Youtuber John DiMarco (previously: the evolution of warp jumping) featuring the evolution of Star Trek’s transporter effects over the past 55 years, including scenes from The Original Series and Original Series films, The Animated Series, The Next Generation and The Next Generation films, Deep Space Nine, Voyager, Enterprise, Picard, Lower Decks, and Prodigy. I learned a lot by watching it. Mostly, that they should have continued with that “Beam me up, Scotty” line. Transporting just doesn’t have the same punch without it. Plus if you come back with a leg where an arm should be, at least it’s clear who to point a toe at to blame. It was Scotty’s fault — he was the one doing the beaming.

Slacklining Between Two Hot Air Balloons At 6,100 Feet

Slacklining Between Two Hot Air Balloons At 6,100 Feet

Because some people are sicker than others, this is a video of 34-year old Brazilian daredevil Rafael Zugno Bridi setting some sort of record (presumably making his mother worry the most) by slacklining between two hot air balloons at an altitude of 6,131-feet. For reference, a mile is 5,280 feet, and my penis is almost twice that. Sure he’s attached to the line so he won’t fall through the clouds if he slips, but still — did Icarus teach us nothing? “Kid Icarus?” The old Nintendo game? Too hard, I never beat it.

Thanks again to JustA, who agrees just leaving the house these days is adventurous enough.