This is a video of Uncle Ike the sulcata tortoise loving on an only hours-old newborn baby goat. How precious is that? Such cuties. Unfortuantely, when reached for comment about the heartwarming moment, the hare said Ike would still have to forfeit the race for not showing up.

Thanks to JustA, who informed me love is all around us, you just have to let it in. You hippie!

Because it’s well known that curiosity cleaned the cat, this is a video of a precious kitty discovering the magic of an automated hand soap dispenser. Or, in this case, an automated paw soap dispenser. “Meow.” I thought you’d like that. Now let’s go raise heck and shred some curtains!

This is a video of some mammatus clouds (from Latin mamma meaning udder or breast, so boobclouds) spotted in Casa Grande, Córdoba, Argentina. Freaky deaky! But do they rain whole milk or 2%? Per the person filming:

“Late Saturday afternoon the sky was covered with these unusual clouds that made us feel as if we were trapped in a vivarium, then came the strong storm with lightning, winds, and hail. We were lucky to have been there to capture this strange phenomenon, which may be a product of weather manipulation.”

Weather manipulation! Chemtrails! The plot thickens. Seriously though they almost make me feel like I’m underneath a frozen pond looking up at the ice on the surface. But I’m not, I’m staring at a smartphone screen with my pants down WATCHING A VERTICALLY FILMED VIDEO OF A HORIZONTAL SUBJECT. *tries to kick toilet stall door for emphasis, leg doesn’t reach*

Because Mother Nature is like, the queen of playing games, this is a video of a young rescue dolphin named Helen teasing a seagull (with a heart shaped lens flare on its head OMG we’ll call him Cupid!) with a fish it was given by repeatedly spitting it into the air and catching it right in front of the bird. So, if you were wondering if dolphins were intelligent enough to intentionally seek personal satisfaction from the torment of others, the answer is yes, they’re practically human in that regard.

This is a video of a group of fun-loving bros pantomiming rowing a boat, using a two-man saw to cut down a tree, and starting a generator to the rhythm of their buddy’s loud snoring. Actually, there are two videos: one sped up (which is more fun to watch because their movements seem more realistic, but the snore is unnaturally fast), and one at regular speed. Good times. Still, I did happen to notice a shocking deficiency of penises drawn on this man’s face. I mean you can clearly see he still has his shoes on in the video, and rules are rules.

Thanks again to JustA, who, for three tips in one day, gets pierogies and brussel sprouts for dinner. You lucky girl!

Because nothing says Australia quite like kangaroos and boomerangs, this is a video of the two combined into a kangaroo shaped boomerang crafted by Redditor Ravi from Texas (wait, what?). Damn, that thing flies NICE. Did you know there are left-handed and right-handed boomerangs? I did not, which might explain why I’ve never been able to get one to work, because I’m left-handed and I’ve only been throwing right-handed boomerangs. Boom — mystery solved. “Maybe your penis is right-handed too.” Honey!