Because you should never not dare to experiment, this is a video of someone attempting to play a trumpet with its bell submerged in a bowlful of strawberry Jell-O. The result may surprise you. Or it may not. But it’ll definitely make you wish you were squishing Jell-O between your teeth right now. At least it did for me. Want to hear something crazy? One time my girlfriend made me laugh so hard I shot pudding out my nose! “That’s not that crazy.” But I hadn’t had any pudding. Dum dum dum! The maître d’ did ask us to leave when I tried doing it again though.

Thanks to JustA, who agrees if somebody doesn’t form a band that plays all its instruments in Jell-O after seeing this, it was all in vain.

This is some POV footage captured by a GoPro camera attached to a LEGO City Ocean Exploration Ship built and sent out to sea by the folks at Youtube channel Canvas 23 Studios to see how the ship fares in a real ocean environment. SPOILER: Not very well. So, the next time you’re considering shrinking yourself and taking to the high seas aboard a ship made of LEGO, think again. I mean, unless you want to leave this world the same way Rose murdered Jack at the end of Titanic.

This is a video of Polish aerobatic pilot Artur Kielak performing during an airshow with a camera facing towards him to capture his facial expressions during extreme g-force maneuvers. As someone who gets motion sick just walking, I couldn’t imagine being able to do this and not passing out, crashing, and dying. Heck, I once passed out on a roller coaster at Disney World and when I finally came to we were already home, the vacation long over. I think I missed a birthday too.

Keep going for the video, but be sure to skip around to the parts with his sunglasses off for the best bits.

Providing a prime example of life in a nutshell, this is a video of runner Pol Altimira competing in his first 200m race of the season in Sabadell, Spain and stumbling and falling just a split-second before clenching victory. That sucks. Maybe not as bad as I sucked at competitive running, but I did panic every time the starting gun fired and would grab a competitor to use as a human shield.

Keep going for a video of the runner I would have undoubtedly bet my life savings on.

This is a video of BMX rider Kieran Reilly successfully landing the world’s first triple flair, a triple backflip with a half twist at the end to land coming back down the custom-built ramp. Apparently the feat comes 16 years after the first double flair was landed. How much longer until the first successful quadruple flair? Your guess is as good as mine. I’m joking, your guess is always better than mine, except when it comes to the number of jellybeans in a jar. I’m like Rain Man when it comes to stuff like that and have the gift certificates to prove it.

A 13-foot statue in the likeness of the Young-hee doll used to play red light, green light (aka red light, dead light) in Squid Games has been installed at Olympic Park in Seoul, South Korea to give fans of the series “a chance to experience a bit of what it feels like being on Netflix’s mega hit show.” Numerous fans have flocked to the site to play a little red light, green light themselves, but without the fear of being shot if you move. But also without the chance of winning $38 million. I’d rather take my chances. “And participate in the actual Squid Games?” Blindfolded and handcuffed if I have to be just please pick me I owe a lot of people a lot of money.