This is a video of Polish aerobatic pilot Artur Kielak performing during an airshow with a camera facing towards him to capture his facial expressions during extreme g-force maneuvers. As someone who gets motion sick just walking, I couldn’t imagine being able to do this and not passing out, crashing, and dying. Heck, I once passed out on a roller coaster at Disney World and when I finally came to we were already home, the vacation long over. I think I missed a birthday too.

Keep going for the video, but be sure to skip around to the parts with his sunglasses off for the best bits.

Providing a prime example of life in a nutshell, this is a video of runner Pol Altimira competing in his first 200m race of the season in Sabadell, Spain and stumbling and falling just a split-second before clenching victory. That sucks. Maybe not as bad as I sucked at competitive running, but I did panic every time the starting gun fired and would grab a competitor to use as a human shield.

Keep going for a video of the runner I would have undoubtedly bet my life savings on.

This is a video of BMX rider Kieran Reilly successfully landing the world’s first triple flair, a triple backflip with a half twist at the end to land coming back down the custom-built ramp. Apparently the feat comes 16 years after the first double flair was landed. How much longer until the first successful quadruple flair? Your guess is as good as mine. I’m joking, your guess is always better than mine, except when it comes to the number of jellybeans in a jar. I’m like Rain Man when it comes to stuff like that and have the gift certificates to prove it.

A 13-foot statue in the likeness of the Young-hee doll used to play red light, green light (aka red light, dead light) in Squid Games has been installed at Olympic Park in Seoul, South Korea to give fans of the series “a chance to experience a bit of what it feels like being on Netflix’s mega hit show.” Numerous fans have flocked to the site to play a little red light, green light themselves, but without the fear of being shot if you move. But also without the chance of winning $38 million. I’d rather take my chances. “And participate in the actual Squid Games?” Blindfolded and handcuffed if I have to be just please pick me I owe a lot of people a lot of money.

This is some home security camera footage of some poor sap (not financially poor, mind you) who, after letting his kids out of the vehicle in the driveway, proceeds to drive his Tesla Model X into the garage with a rear falcon door still up, smacking it real good. You’d think the Tesla would be smart enough to not let you do that. The look on his face afterward says it all. ‘It all’ being ‘I should just abandon this life, buy a Miata and move to Daytona Beach, Florida — every night of the week a different redneck woman.’ At least I think that’s what it said, but I’ve been wrong before. Only once though, in a 3rd grade spelling bee. F*cking bewusstseinslage.

This is a video of a “driving expert” (ha — everyone behind the wheel considers themselves a driving expert) performing a turnabout on what can only be described as a road unfit for motor vehicles in the first place. My favorite part is the invisible guardrail. My hands started sweating the moment I started the video, and still are. Sucks too because I just shook hands with a marketing client and now he probably thinks I peed on them and didn’t wash my hands after. I always wash my hands after going to the bathroom though, it’s one of my rules. I don’t have many of them, but not living my life with penis fingers did make the list.