This is a video of a couple enjoying the great outdoors in the snow and doing a little sledding in less than optimal conditions when they run through some mud and wind up looking like they just plowed through a turd. Reminds me of the time the Kool-Aid Man picked the wrong wall and crashed into a public restroom. Good times. Did I watch the video repeatedly in slow motion looking at all the crazy one-eyed faces the lady was making? She makes it look so effortless.

This is an unearthed video of the very talented Jodi Benson (Ariel in The Little Mermaid, Barbie in the Toy Story franchise) learning to sing ‘Part Of Your World’ in the studio with lyricist Howard Ashman. You want thingamabobs? I’ve got twenty! But who cares? No big deal, I want mooooore. I’m lying, I actually have zero thingamabobs right now. THEY WERE STOLEN FROM ME. “No, he lost them gambling.” Honey! “What?” Can you buy me some scratchers while you’re out?

This is a video of ‘Kapla construction expert’ Crouzier Benjamin and friends gloriously knocking over ‘Flower’, a megastructure consisting of about 35,000 Kapla blocks, 8,000 dominoes, and a whole bunch of popsicle sticks it took five builders over 3 days to erect, and about two minutes to knock down. It’s the building that’s the fun part though. I’m joking, that part has got to be nerve-racking, like defusing a bomb for three straight days. No thanks, just let me blow up already. Also, I couldn’t help but notice that the dominos fail to keep falling at 0:53, leading me to speculate why this video was ever released in the first place. Dammit, do it all over and do it right this time!

Good people: they’re still out there. Case in point: this jogger in Scotts Valley, California who used a family’s Ring video doorbell to warn them their house is on fire, and, after finally connecting with the homeowners, was given their home security code so he could run inside and rescue their two dachshunds, cat, and rabbit, which he did successfully. That’s awesome. Personally, I would have also taken a little something for my myself, but that’s just me and I’m trying to be more of a scumbag.

In I’m pretty sure I befriended one of these guys in Ghost Of Tsushima news, this is a video of two foxes at the Zao Kitsune Mura Fox Village in Shiroishi, Japan forming a little impromptu duet, screaming in harmony. Me? My screaming is usually a solo production performed in front of the mirror of a public restroom after I do something stupid, typically starting with such popular verses as “When will you ever learn?!” and “Dammit turd, get it together!”

This is a video of audiobook narrators Natalie Naudus and Marni Penning passing the time on a car trip, with Natalie requesting random different voices from Marni. I think it goes without saying, but this is a car trip we all wish we could have been on, making our own requests. What a hoot! For reference, I pass the time on long rides by constantly asking if we’re there yet until I’m forced to spend the rest of the trip in the trunk. From what my sister tells me, Disney World was awesome.