This is some rear-facing motorcycle cam footage of a rider cruising down the road on a beautiful fall day when a deer jumps right next to him, almost launching into him but thankfully jumping right behind him. Crazy. Almost as crazy as whatever the hell is attached to the front of this guy’s motorcycle helmet. What is all that stuff? Is he some sort of assassin from the future? Did Skynet send you for me?!

This is some home security cam footage of a new refrigerator being delivered and that fridge deciding it doesn’t want to be stuck in a poorly decorated kitchen for the next twenty years and tries to make a getaway down the slick driveway, eventually losing its balance and faceplanting. Or — OR — maybe Woody and Buzz Lightyear woke up in the wrong house after a long night of drinking and tried using the fridge to make their escape. That’s probably what happened.
Remember: the simplest answer is usually the right one.

Because everyone has a secret skill and some people decide to reveal theirs to the world in the form of a Youtube video, this is a clip of a woman demonstrating a very impressive lip dancing routine, where she appears to pull her lips in different directions using invisible strings. Now that is some serious lip control. “Something you could afford to learn more of.” Honey! What’s that supposed to mean? “You just run your mouth talking nonsense all the time.” NONSENSE IS MY LOVE LANGUAGE.

This is a video of Youtuber The Metalist restoring an axe blade and adding some extra flair to it by welding on some extra metal, then engraving a bitchin’ skull into it. Now imagine splitting some heads with this thing! I’m calling the police. Get someone to think something, say something — that’s my motto. I wonder if I’ll get a reward for you.

This is another 3D size comparison visualization from MetaBall Studio (previously), this time comparing the sizes of various fictional land vehicles from pop culture. Which vehicle is your favorite? Anything is better than my car, mostly because I don’t have one and my girlfriend has to drive me everywhere. I jokingly call her my chauffeur because it makes me feel high class instead of a guy who’s too scared to drive himself anywhere. Some people on the highway even drive over the speed limit!

Because everybody measures personal success differently, this is a TikTok video of dreamer of things Kyle Scheele modifying a tandem bicycle so it looks like a centaur is riding it. Well how about that! Still, it’s a shame to see some people use all their hard work, time, and ingenuity on completely worthless endeavors these days. Thankfully, Kyle here did just the opposite. Nobel Prize this man, STAT!

@kylescheele

“Some men see things and ask ‘Why?’ Other men see tandem centaur bicycles and ask ‘Why not?’” -Me (paraphrased) ##fyp ##bussin ##bicycle ##make

♬ FEEL THE GROOVE – Queens Road, Fabian Graetz

Thanks again to JustA, who, for FOUR tips in one day, has been just had her gold star sticker upgraded to a PLATINUM star sticker. Is this the first time that’s ever happened? No clue, my memory is garbage. Maybe though!