This is a video of musician Andrea Boccarusso performing 25 menacing/evil sounding guitar riffs from songs. How evil were they? I got the goosebumps! And not just because I refuse to turn the heat on until October and it’s 52 degrees in here, but my girlfriend has like six sweatshirts on right now and is still complaining about the cold. I’d jokingly suggest maybe it’s her witch’s nips, but she actually does do magic and I’m honestly afraid of the spells she casts when I’m asleep.

Because soon our backpacks won’t carry anything but video messages, this is a clip from Yihong Technology demonstrating their persistence of vision backpack, that uses a spinning 4-rotor fan with 510 rapidly blinking LEDs to display video. In this case, everyone’s favorite plumber, Mario. WHY he’s everyone’s favorite plumber is beyond me, because I hired him to fix a leaky shower and he took off halfway through the job to “go save the princess.” Some work ethic! Now I have black mold in the basement.

Keep going for the video, as well as a few larger applications of the technology with MULTIPLE fans.

@yihongtechnology 45cm Backpack version #backpack #mario #3d #holographic #fyp #foryoupage #ledfan ♬ original sound – Yihong Technology

@yihongtechnology Blue fish, would you want one? #fish #3d #ledfan #holographic #fyp #animation #projector ♬ original sound – Yihong Technology

@yihongtechnology 20pcs splicing model dragon #dragon #3D #ledfan #holographic #advertising #fyp ♬ original sound – Yihong Technology

This is some footage from a beaver pond in Minnesota of the same mama bear and her three cups repeatedly wandering by trail cams set up by the Voyageurs Wolf Project and giving them a good what-for, letting humans know they are NOT the bears from those Charmin commercials and didn’t consent to being filmed. “Sellouts!” I imagine mama bear grunting while smacking a camera, then proceeding to take a poop in the woods, leaving a butt full of dingleberries.

Because some people have all the fun, and those people aren’t me, the Aussies of Youtube channel How Ridiculous took their world’s largest blender (previously seen HERE), and put it to the test with some gloriously fiery results. Highlights include a bunch of aerosol deodorant cans and some sparklers to ignite them, which creates a fire tornado, and 10,000 glow sticks (technically those long skinny necklace ones), which creates some serious eye candy. I felt like I was tripping. And maybe I was. Sometimes when my back cracks I space out for a day or two.

Captured by Romanian photographer Stef Stanciu, this is a video of a family of endangered Alpine chamois (goat-antelopes) speeding down a mountain (possibly trying to escape the drone chasing them), traversing several rocky cliffs in the process. Man, those goatelopes have some SURE FOOTING. Me? I can’t even walk along a curb without falling off, and that’s low stakes. This is like, fall and DIE. I’m like, fall and maybe twist my ankle, then have an excuse for not leaving the house for a week, not that I needed another one.

This is a short clip of a mariachi band performing during a hotel casino’s brunch service and breaking into Usher’s 2004 banger ‘Yeah!’. Obviously, if I had been there I’d already be six drinks deep and wondering what the hell was going on. So I guess like most of the time, really. Now, put this pitcher of margaritas in your purse and let’s go bet it all on black!

@foodie.dhillon Vegas Brunch be like @Palace Station . Tacos and Tequila inside the hotel . . . #mariachi #mariachistiktok #lasvegasbrunch #lasvegasdinner #foodie #vegasfoodie #atlanta #caribbeanfoodie #caribbeanchef #blackchef #blessed #neworleansfoodie #austinfoodie #austinchef #arlingtonfoodie #atlantachef #dallasfoodie #arlingtonchef #soulfoodchef #dallaschef #vegaschef #chicagofoodie #chicagochef #privatechef #chefsmall #caribbeanfood #lasvegaspullup #lasvegasdelivery #soulfood #jamaicachefg #lasvegasweddings #sundaybrunch ♬ original sound – Vegas Foodie