Infinite LEGO Domino Loop Machine Gets Upgraded

Infinite LEGO Domino Loop Machine Gets Upgraded

Remember the previously posted infinite LEGO domino loop machine? If I’m being honest, I only barely did. When I saw this video a dim light went off in the back of my brain, and I had to cautiously make my way towards it (keeping an eye out for where I left my wallet and daymares), until I realized, yes, yes I do remember posting this previously. Well now it’s been upgraded, with different colors dominos, the ability to adjust the speed so it can slowly catch up with the falling dominoes, and the addition of another arm so it can chase two sets of falling dominos simultaneously. Still, I’m mostly proud of myself for remembering I already posted the previous version. Maybe that ginkgo biloba I’ve been using actually works after all. “You’re not supposed to smoke it.” You’re not my shaman!

Shooting The World’s Largest Shotgun, 9-Feet Long, With A 1.68″ Bore

Shooting The World's Largest Shotgun, 9-Feet Long, With A 1.68" Bore

This is a video of Youtuber Kentucky Ballistics firing the Fury punt gun (punt guns were originally designed to mount to a small boat, aka punt, and be able to shoot all the waterfowl at once), what is allegedly the current world’s largest shotgun. The unit weighs in at 150 pounds and 9-feet long, with a bore of 1.68-inches (wide enough to fit a golf ball), and is capable of firing a 7000 grain projectile containing ~23,000 pellets, or a solid 1-pound lead ball, while producing 800 pounds of recoil. And while there’s no question I would still mount this thing to the top of a Power Wheels Jeep and ride it into battle, it isn’t really as destructive as I was hoping it would be. I mean my enemies have red and blue lasers! “Wait — are you fighting G.I. Joe AND Cobra?” They’re both wrong!

Ultra-Slow Motion Of Tattoo Gun On Transparent Skin

Ultra-Slow Motion Of Tattoo Gun On Transparent Skin

Because ‘I wonder what that would look like in ultra-slow motion’ is the name of the Slow Mo Guys’ very lucrative game, this is a video of tattoo guns doing their thing to transparent blocks of synthetic skin, filmed at 20,000 frames per second. It looks pretty much just how I expect it would, which is not really the image I want to visualize when I’m getting the giant treasure map tattoo on my back finished. “Does X mark the spot?” If the spot is my right kidney, then yes. “I’d dig there.” No you won’t either, I need that for peeing!

Woman Dancing While Man Extreme Dumpster Dives Behind Her

Woman Dancing While Man Extreme Dumpster Dives Behind Her

These are two videos from different angles of a man diving down a huge concrete step into a waiting garbage can. The first angle is actually of a woman dancing, which just so happens to capture the action. The second video is specific to the stunt dive. Just what the hell drugs are these two on, anyways, and where can I get some why are people doing them? Stay off the hard stuff, kids, that’s the lesson here. “It’s probably just alcohol.” Well twelve drinks in an hour is definitely hard.

Thanks again to JustA, who agrees that no part of either one of these videos looks like a good time.

Always Watching: Wife Allegedly Changes Husband’s Phone Unlock Screen

Always Watching: Wife Allegedly Changes Husband's Phone Unlock Screen

This is a short video from photographer vato, whose wife allegedly changed his unlock screen to this (although the way she’s tucked into bed in the photos and laughs when he shows her I suspect it was actually he who did it). I like the clock behind the photo feature, I’ve been meaning to put that important phone update to use. Still, regardless of who did it, this is a clever idea. One my girlfriend will probably attempt herself. Too bad she doesn’t know my unlock code! SPOILER: it’s her birthday. Except apparently not her ACTUAL birthday because I got in a lot of trouble last year. It’s two days after.

Thanks to JustA, who agrees Big Wife is the new Big Brother.

1992 Flirt Squirts Hidden Water Gun Commercial

1992 Flirt Squirts Hidden Water Gun Commercial

Take a trip in my time machine to 1992, when Hasbro Flirt Squirts commercials aired on television, trying to convince girls to secretly spray their friends with water guns disguised as a calculator, candy, nail polish, lipstick, portable cassette player, and sunglasses. Those were different times, weren’t they? I can’t even imagine how much coke it took to come up with and market these, but even a dozen Cocaine Bears wouldn’t have stood a chance.