This is a video of wildlife lover and conservationist Chandler of Chandler’s Wild Life discussing king cobra Justina while she’s about shed, and about how particularly dangerous snakes are when they’re about to shed because they’re partially blind due to the layer of cloudy skin covering their eyeball, and extra aggressive as a result. Chandler has to dodge Justina’s venomous bite twice! AND gets pooped on. The ol’ triple whammy as we like to call it in the snake handling world. “Pfft, what snakes do you handle?” Just my own python at public urinals. *mimes making 3-point jumper*

This is a short promo for the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem movie featuring everyone’s favorite turtle liking zombie boy, Jonathan. He’s a lot older now, but he still likes turtles. And face painting. Some things never change, and I do find a little comfort in that.

This is a video of a young bear nicknamed Pumpking living his best life on the swinging saucer of Los Angeles County resident Alena, who’s set up numerous cameras in her yard to capture the bears, foxes, and bobcats that come to visit. It looks like Pumpking knows how to relax! My girlfriend could really learn a thing or two from this bear, because she’s terrible at relaxing. “Probably because I live with a dumpster fire.” But you live with me.

Thanks to JustA, who agrees bears just wanna have fun and not be home-invaded and their porridge eaten.

This is a video of science lover James Orgill of The Action Lab wrapping a bitchin’ Nissan Altima in Musou Black Fabric Kiwami, a fabric that absorbs 99.9% of light that hits it. I WILL REFLECT NOTHING. Obviously, this is the perfect cover for getaway cars, provided you’re trying to get away at night. Also perfect for not being able to find your car after sunset. I swear I parked it around here somewh– *falls onto hood* FOUND IT.

This is a video of a young orthodontist making an entrance for a new patient, appearing out of the ceiling on an elevator with a cane and light-up shoes. Um, does my insurance cover that? Because I’m pretty sure it only covers door entrances. According to the TikToker who posted the video, the orthodontist’s entire office is Willy Wonka themed. Wow, this man might actually be the wackiest orthodontist out there, and that’s really saying something because mine used to hit the nitrous right in front of me.

@_backwoods.barbie_ The worlds most bad ass orthodontist enters the room 💪 😎 🦷 #orthodontist #dentistry #dentalassistant ♬ original sound – BackwoodsBarbie

Presumably looking for an afterparty, this is a video of a dog ringing a neighbor’s video doorbell at 4AM. If you ring my doorbell at 4AM? I don’t care if the apocalypse has started, I’m not getting out of bed until time is in the double digits. I can only imagine what this dog was thinking. I’ve seen the painting — are you dogs playing poker?! Deal me in, I brought treats!

@omg_its_char When the neighbors dog ring your doorbell at 4am 🤦‍♀️ #doorbell #ringdoorbell #dogsoftiktok #dogs #dog #animalsoftiktok #animals #pets #petsoftiktok #funnyvideos #funnyvideo #funny ♬ original sound – ༺🏳️‍🌈 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗 🏳️‍🌈༻