This is a video from Apolda, Germany of a small fallen tree battling a power line. If you stare at it as long as i have you can convince yourself it’s actually a rift to another dimension beckoning you inside. Hold my mocktail. The tree appears to be losing spectacularly as it flames up in rhythm with the line’s power surges. Me? I also lose spectacularly. I…flip a lot of tables when board games don’t go my way. I’m also prone to calling everyone cheaters and demanding we play UFC instead. “Our friends don’t invite us to game night anymore.” Honey! Yeah but that’s because I got too drunk that night we played Catan and peed in Mark and Jen’s hall closet, remember? “I guess I was trying not to.” Forget I said anything.