Kermit Performs Frogified Version Of Snoop Dogg’s ‘Gin & Juice’

Kermit Performs Frogified Version Of Snoop Dogg's 'Gin & Juice'

Edited together by There I Ruined It (previously), this is a video of Kermit the Frog performing Snoop Dogg’s 1994 banger ‘Gin & Juice’ to the tune of The Muppet Movie’s ‘Rainbow Connection’, but with slightly altered lyrics to better represent Kermit’s own life. Is this what the internet was made for? It’s gotta be. Or was it for eroti¢a? “Spreading misinformation.” Oh riiiiight. Yeah it’s pretty much nothing but that now.

Playing DOOM On An Electronic Fleshlight

Playing DOOM On An Electronic Fleshlight

Because everyone has their own kink, this is a video of German hacker of things Aaron Christophel running DOOM on the video screen of an electronic male pleasure device. So these things have video screens now? That’s certainly…something. Something to seriously consider if you can only bring one electronic device on vacation.

Alaska’s 4th of July 300-Foot Cliff Car Launch Spectacular

Alaska's 4th of July 300-Foot Cliff Car Launch Spectacular

Because the area doesn’t get enough darkness to fully appreciate fireworks on the 4th of July, residents of Glacier View, Alaska launch jalopies off a 300-foot cliff instead. Admittedly, that is a show I would attend. Some of those launches are nothing short of spectacular. I particularly liked the behind-the-scenes footage of how they rigged the cars to drive off the side of the cliff in the first place. That could prove to be useful in my future.

Keep going for the video, which includes a bunch of different views of the launches, as well as a bunch of behind the scenes footage with organizers and from the top of the cliff.

Man Sets World Record For Most Weight Pulled With Eye Sockets

Man Sets World Record For Most Weight Pulled With Eye Sockets

Because there’s a record for absolutely everything (presumably so everyone can hold one and feel they’re the best at something, possibly because nobody else thought to try), this is a video (which, with some added power chords, could double as a death metal music video) of Andrew Stanton setting a world record for the most weight pulled with the eye sockets. For the feat, Andrew manages to tug a vintage Cadillac weighing 5,319 pounds across the stage of Lo Show Dei Record in Milan, Italy. What was the old record? I’m really hoping zero pounds, because I’d hate to think this is something that more than one person in the world is into. Same goes for pulling anything with your privates. I could easily do a 747 though. Fast enough to take off, too.

Note: In the second half of the video, Andrew also sets the record for most weight lifted with eye sockets (130 pounds) while swallowing a sword. Dude can probably see through walls with eye sockets that strong!

Artist Builds ‘Superman’ Bicycle Ridden Laying Flat On Stomach

Artist Builds 'Superman' Bicycle Ridden Laying Flat On Stomach

Because dream it and you can achieve it (possibly realizing later it wasn’t the stroke of genius you originally thought it was), Italian biomedical technician and artist Alessandro Tappo spends his free time building unusual bicycles (I nap and play video games). This is an example of one such bike, which is ridden laying flat on your stomach with your feet pedaling far behind you. Is it practical? Absolutely not. Is it dangerous? There’s no question. You know, I tried Superman-ing on a regular bike once, and I have to admit, I’m lucky to be alive to try it a second time. I’m not going to though, just to be clear. My health insurance isn’t exactly what it used to be, which is active.

Browser-Playable Super Mario Bros. Level 1-1 Made Entirely With Typewriter Art

Browser-Playable Super Mario Bros. Level 1-1 Made Entirely With Typewriter Art

A collaboration between developer Tiny Bookshelf and artist ♡-𝚖𝚘𝚡, Super Moxio Bros is a browser-playable version (links to game, Chrome recommended) of Super Mario Bros level 1-1 with graphics created using typewriter art. Not to brag or anything, but I just managed to beat the whole level without dying once. “What about Elden Ring?” The last time I played I headbutted the coffee table so hard I passed out. Now I can’t play anymore because my girlfriend took that opportunity to hide the controllers instead of treating my wound.