This is an almost 4-mile drone flight up the French alps piloted by Romano FPV starting from Chamonix (altitude: 3379-ft) to the peak of Aiguille du Midi (altitude: 12,605-ft). That’s an altitude gain of 9,226 feet, or 1.75-miles. Damn, I would probably have trouble breathing all the way up there. Full disclosure: I have trouble breathing everywhere because of my allergies. I take drugs, but they don’t work. “Drugs FOR allergy relief?” Well let’s not get nit-picky.

Possibly in an effort to make all other boyfriends look bad (but probably just out of love), this is a video of Bryson McBee presenting his girlfriend Meg with the little video game he made her for her 25th birthday. It’s cute. So cute I hope my own girlfriend never sees it. Per Bryson:

meg was pretty anxious about her frontal lobe fully developing this year, so I made her a little video game about

Nothing to worry about, Meg — my frontal lobe still hasn’t fully developed and I turned 25 many moons ago. It’s a work in progress. Imagine a construction crew tasked with building a highway that has zero clue what they’re doing. It’s like that — nothing but roundabouts and dead-ends as far as the eye can see. All the onramps? Straight into oncoming traffic.

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This is a 45-minute compilation of what KLR Productions believes to be the best animal voiceover videos of 2024. At least of the animal voiceovers that they saw. Because I saw some that weren’t included here that would make you laugh so hard you’d travel back in time and pee your pants during a job interview. It happens. I think I audibly farted at the gym a couple times yesterday but I was wearing headphones so I can’t say for sure. I just hope everyone else was too.

This is some helmet-cam footage of skier Leonhard Rombach competing in the Inferno Rennen 2025 downhill race, the longest in the world, and reaching speeds over 60MPH in the process. There’s also a brief uphill climb around 5:30. Honestly, I saw a lot of opportunities to shave some valuable seconds off his time with some more risky straight-lining. And, if he really wanted to get aggressive, some out-of-bounds shortcuts/death-defying jumps. Go big or go back to the lodge and sip hot cocoa with the rest of the losers, that’s my motto.

This is a compilation of the best table tennis shots made in 2024. And what a riveting video it is too, because these players pulled out all the stops. I especially liked the fake swings and behind-the-back shots. Me? I stopped playing ping pong when I discovered beer pong. I mean besides golf, soft ball, kickball, pool, darts, bowling, and backyard wrestling, what other sport can you play while getting completely wasted? “All of them.” GOOD ANSWER. The key is overestimating your abilities and being too drunk to care about serious injury.

In actual plastic food news, this is a stop motion video of Youtuber Andrew of Hypno Motion preparing a LEGO double cheeseburger (that would be $18 at Five Guys), complete with bacon, lettuce, tomato, jalapeño and onion on a sesame seed bun. Yum! I mean except that it’s plastic. Plastic is not yum. I remember growing up my older brother convinced me the plastic sleeves freezer pops came in were edible and would dissolve in my stomach. They did not.