This is a video of woodworker Cory Rusch of Fortress Fine Woodworks building a beautiful flame cherry wooden table with a fire vortex in the middle (created via a fan and spiral of 3D printed tubes below). His woodworking is top-notch, but his fire vortex construction leaves something to be desired when the bottom of the concrete fire bowl explodes while he’s posing for a photo with a plate of spaghetti. Cory chalks the explosion up to moisture, but I chalk the explosion up to not having the fire vortex turned up to 11 like it wanted to be. Sure, everybody knows you shouldn’t play with fire, but what they don’t know is pissing off a fire is doubly dangerous.

This is a video of a family’s vacation to Portugal made by Instagram user datelistlou using only clips captured by her mother on her phone. Clearly, her mom has an eye. An eye for her feet and accidental selfie videos. I bet she did this on purpose as an excuse to go back. “Come on, I didn’t get any good pictures!” Clever girl.

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Thanks to JustA, who agrees there’s nothing better than accidentally capturing your facial reaction to something you thought you were filming.

Playing with fire(works): some people just can’t help themselves, despite the inherent risk. Me? I learned my lesson shooting bottle rockets from between my buttcheeks many Independence Days ago (I accidentally clenched and it didn’t go anywhere). This is a video of Red Bull skydiver Jeff Provenzano wingsuiting through a barrage of fireworks being blasted from the rear of a Cessna piloted by Luke Aikens as he flies behind it. That’s definitely something to see. And quite possibly the last thing a person sees.

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Because some people have the drive to see even their cheesiest ideas to completion, this is the Swiss and cheddar inspired mechanical keyboard created by MakerWorld user DirkMcGirk. If you’re interested in your own cheeseboard, you can check out the project page HERE for details about printing your own keycaps. More info while I raid the fridge for string cheese:

Cheese and Mechanical Keyboards! These mouse adjacent hobbies have more in common than you would think. Both use pretentious adjectives to describe the sensory experience of the hobby. For example, if a cheese has a natural, safe to eat mold, cheese mongers prefer to call that a “bloom.” If a cheese stinks, it will be described as “robust.” The word “creamy” is an understandable adjective in the world of cheese, it is also used to describe keyboards in a much less real, more tasteless way.

You know what my favorite thing about cheese boards is? “The constipation.” I hate using public restrooms. Also great before a long flight. And you know what else is great before a long flight. “A good excuse not to go.” My stomach feels like it’s churning gravel, I better stay home. “It’s your sister’s wedding!” I’ll catch the next one.

Just like the title may have lead you to believe (I’m a lot of things, but I’m not a liar), this is a compilation of all the classic superhero landing poses performed across the Marvel Cinematic Universe, as compiled and uploaded by Marvel Entertainment itself. So if you happen to notice there are any missing, blame them, not me. Don’t go shooting the sexy messenger boy with any of your magic love arrows.

Because bigger is (sometimes but not always) better, this is a video of Youtuber Seth of Berm Peak test riding the largest mountain bike made by DirtySixer, an oversized unit with 36″ wheels ($2,999, also available as an electric version for $8,999). DirtySixer makes extra large bikes for extra large people (not just as novelties), and the bike can accommodate riders up to 7’5″ and 400 pounds. Obviously, it would make the perfect gift for Bigfoot. “Oh man, wait till they get an extra blurry picture of me riding this!”