This is a video of fun-loving Finnish crushers Lauri and Hanna of the Hydraulic Press Channel pitting a 10,000 brick LEGO block against their 300-ton press. Obviously, hydraulic press has quickly moved to the #1 spot on my Christmas list this year. Will Santa be able to fit it down the chimney? I don’t care if he has to bulldoze it through a wall, this is a rental and I’m fairly certain the fireman’s pole I installed has already voided my security deposit.

This is a Tesla Cybertruck that somebody had wrapped in the dog (Kabosu) from the doge meme. I’ve seen it all now. We’re certainly headed in a direction, aren’t we? Sure the signs all say WRONG WAY, but we just keep driving, don’t we? “Technically the car is self-driving.” We only have ourselves to blame.

-Dope or Nope？📐🚀🐕 pic.twitter.com/pNIYOJYeAN

— Cyberdoge (@cybdoge) November 23, 2024

This is a clip from TikTok user Tara Henderson, who ordered a custom wedding guestbook from one of those online shops that make photo books with the photos you upload, but received somebody’s ‘Shoulder Meat’ book instead. What’s a Shoulder Meat book? Apparently a photo book of people with different pieces of meat on their shoulders. I’d call that a win. Just kidding, I’d call the authorities, these people need to be locked up.

@tarahenderson6 I wish I could’ve seen my face when I first saw the cover 😂🤷🏼‍♀️ #2024wedding #2024bride ♬ original sound – Tara Henderson

This is a video of Sean Hodgin’s latest iteration of his ‘Become Anyone’ project, which involves developing a face mask that could, potentially, replace your face with anybody else’s. In case you couldn’t tell by the screenshot, the project clearly has a long way to go, because that face is NOT fooling any face scanning security system outside of the original DOOM game. That’s terrible news for anybody who was planning to use this technology to rob a high security vault this weekend and is going to lose their deposit on a getaway driver.

This is a clip of Sanrio characters interacting across two 3D billboards outside of Shinjuku Station in Tokyo. Is this the best use of 3D display technology? There’s no question, and I don’t expect to see anything more impressive until 4D billboards, which, let’s not kid ourselves, Japan probably already has.

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This is a chart created by Visual Capitalist detailing about how much longer you have to live according to your age and the U.S. national average. The chart leads me to believe I still have a ways to go, but I feel like I’ve been running on lawnmower fumes (admittedly, one of my favorite fumes) for quite some time already. Plus as technology progresses so does life expectancy. But what about quality life expectancy? I mean being 120 is no good to me if I poop my pants every time I stand up. Half the time is bad enough already.