LOLOL: Girl Accidentally Locks Her Phone In Timed Phone Jail For Two Days
This is a video of a girl whose brother put her phone in their dad’s new phone jail (just what every dad wants. Actually this $70 Kitchen Safe locking container), then the girl unknowingly spins the dial on top (what’s this do?!), increasing the lock time to 2 days, 3
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Dog Poops In The House, Tries To Smooth Things Over With A Smile
This is a video of Nova getting called out for pooping in the house and trying to smooth things over with a big, cheesy smile. Awwww, works for me — I’ll clean it up. Apparently the family had just moved and Nova had the accident because everything was still new
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Tesla Model 3 Rapidly Disassembles Pedestrian Dummy During Auto Brake Test
This is a video from a testing event in China of a Tesla Model 3 absolutely wrecking a pedestrian dummy during an automatic emergency braking test. Oh it braked alright — breaked all the bones in his body! Man, I remember the first time I got hit by a car.
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5,306: Man Shows Off His World’s Largest Collection Of Funko Pop! Figures
In other world record news, this is a video of Paul Scardino of Winchester City, Virginia, providing a tour of his basement, where he stores his world record collection of Funk Pop! figures, with a staggering 5,306 Pops. For reference, that’s about 5,303 more than I own. I’m honestly surprised
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Video Of World Record Number Of Costume Change Illusions In 1 Minute (With 18!)
This is a video of the Guinness World Record number of costume change illusions in one minute, with a very respectable 18 different costumes. She could have actually performed more, but the grand finale took fifteen seconds itself AND WAS WORTH EVERY SECOND OF IT. For reference, it took me
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Bat-Wielding Mark Hamill And Patrick Stewart Uber Eats Ad
This is an Uber Eats commercial starring bat-wielding Mark Hamill and Patrick Stewart arguing over what they’re going to have for dinner like everybody has to eat the same thing or somebody gets brained, followed by a bit of awkward miscommunication. Honestly, if I were Uber this is not how
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Please Provide Security Cam Video: Driver High On Whippets Jumps Opening Drawbridge
This is a video news report about a 26-year old man who was recently arrested after driving through a warning gate and jumping the actively opening Fort Street drawbridge in Detroit, Michigan while high on whippets. The jump was a success although he allegedly blew out all four tires (except
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Guy Mods New LEGO Mario Toy Into Controller To Play The Original Super Mario Bros.
This is a video of hardware hacker and Twitter user @r1ckp (sweet Penfold profile pic, btw) demonstrating the new interactive LEGO Super Mario toy that he modded to function as a controller to play the original Super Mario Bros., including the ability to shoot fireballs and go down warp pipes
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