Wheeeeee!
Golden Retriever Joyfully Slides Down Ski Slope

This is a video of a golden retriever living its best life (I’m glad somebody is) by happily sliding down a ski slope, appropriately set to Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Dreams’. That looks nice. I wish I was experiencing the human equivalent to what this dog must be feeling right now. Mine would probably be sitting on a tropical beach somewhere with my toes in the sand, sipping a piña colada. But noooooo, instead I’m writing this from a bathroom so cold my toes are blue and I’m afraid my ass will be frozen to the toilet seat when I try to stand up.